Ka noho pū ʻana - Version Redux R2

He mea hou:
– Pono e hoʻoponopono hou ʻia nā ʻike a pau o Megan i kēia manawa, me nā hiʻohiʻona mall, ka ʻōnaehana makemake, a me nā hiʻohiʻona hoʻokamakama.
- Hoʻohui ʻia kahi faila Guide.txt i loko o ka waihona o ka pāʻani, he barebones, hele wāwae kaila bulletpoint no ka ʻike a Megan, e papa inoa i ka wahi a me nā koi no ka hoʻomaka ʻana i nā hiʻohiʻona.
- Hoʻoponopono i ke kiʻi poʻo inoa e hoʻokomo i ka 'Redux' i ka inoa i ʻike ka poʻe inā ke pāʻani nei lākou i ka mana hou a i ʻole.

Nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo e holomua i ka pāʻani:

1: Koi ʻia ke kālā e holomua i ka pāʻani a ma ke ʻano he mea nui i mua, ma ke kakahiaka nui hoʻi. Inā kipaku ʻia ʻoe no ka haki, hānai ia. Aloha nui, kuko, a me Lewd a pau maikaʻi loa i mua, akā e hoʻomanaʻo i ka pili o ke aloha i ka mea nui (kūʻai maʻalahi nā mea i ka mall a ua hoʻopau kaʻu faila me "ʻo ia wale nō" he 500 a ʻoi paha). ma 100 (a ʻo ka hapa nui wale nō e koi ʻia no nā hiʻohiʻona kahi āna e hoʻonele ai), a maikaʻi ʻo Lewd no kēlā me kēia wahi kahi e keu ai ʻoe (e like me nā blowjobs). ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, he papaʻai olakino kou a i ʻole lawe i nā lāʻau inā ʻaʻohe mea e nānā ana, a aia ka palena 0 i ka manawa pinepine hiki iā ʻoe ke 'hana'.

2: Ke hele nei i ke kahua kūʻai me Megan (ke kaikamahine) a kūʻai aku i kāna mea e loaʻa ai iā ʻoe nā 'ʻoluʻolu', hiki ke hoʻohana ʻia kēia mau mea e hoʻomaka ai i nā hiʻohiʻona makua ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia e hana ʻē aʻe. ʻO ka mea ʻoi loa e kūʻai aku ʻo ia ka ʻōnaehana pāʻani hou no $ 200 no 50 mau helu aloha, akā inā makemake ʻoe i kahi nui 'palena ʻole' me ka liʻiliʻi o ka hana e like me ka hiki, e hoʻomaka ana i ke kakahiaka me ka hana paʻakikī a hele koke i ka mall. kūʻai i nā lole a pau āna e makemake ai no $ 165 a loaʻa ka ʻoluʻolu he 42, ʻo ia hoʻi loaʻa iā ʻoe he $ 10 keu pono i kēlā me kēia lā (ʻaʻole lawa e pale aku ai i ke kipaku ʻia, akā ʻaʻole ʻoe e lilo kālā i kēlā me kēia manawa ma ka liʻiliʻi)

3: He mea nui kēlā ʻāpana hope loa no ka mea i mea e holomua ai i nā hanana, Pono ʻoe e ʻike i nā hiʻohiʻona kikoʻī i kekahi ʻano o ke ʻano. ʻOiai he mea nui ka hāpai ʻana i nā helu helu, hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa he 50 biliona ma ka moe kolohe, hilahila nō ʻo ia inā ʻike ʻoe iā ʻoe he ʻōlohelohe i ka ʻauʻau. ʻAʻole e hala ka manawa ke nānā ʻana i nā kāmela ʻauʻau ke ʻole he hanana hou i ʻike ʻia, a pono ʻoe e ʻike iā ia e hana i ka masturbate a hiki i kona hiki ʻana i kahi i ʻōlelo ai i kou inoa no laila e nānā mau inā hiki. Ma ke ʻano he palapala, hiki iā ʻoe ke komo i nā ʻano moekolohe hou / / hoʻomaʻamaʻa "(e like me ka honi ʻana / groping), ma ke kaomi ʻana i kou wahi moe ma waho o ke kakahiaka nui / ke aumoe a koho iā ia ma ke ʻano he koho. ʻOiai maikaʻi kēia no ka hāpai ʻana i nā stats a me ka leʻaleʻa maʻamau i nā hiʻohiʻona, pono lākou e hana 'ma ka liʻiliʻi' hoʻokahi wale nō e nānā i kēlā me kēia ʻano o nā hanana tracker e palekana.

4: ʻO ka lumi ʻauʻau a me ka lumi a Megan, inā ʻoe e kaomi ma ka 'papa kuhikuhi' ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻaoʻao lalo, ʻo ia nā wahi ʻelua e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke hana i kēia mau 'ʻoluʻolu'. ʻAʻole wau i ʻike i kekahi i loko o ka lumi lumi, lumi kuke, a ma waho o ka hopena o ka lumipaku i ka mall ʻaʻole lākou e ʻike ma kahi ʻē aʻe. ʻAʻole loa ʻo ia e hōʻole i kahi ʻoluʻolu, ʻoiai ʻaʻole paha ia e noʻonoʻo i ka pili ʻana i ka manawa āpau inā ʻaʻole lawa ke kuko a kūʻē paha ʻo ia i ka hana ʻana i kekahi mau mea e like me ka ʻoluʻolu e like me ka wehe ʻana i kona kapa komo a lilo i ke aloha. (ʻaoʻao ʻaoʻao: ʻaʻohe helu o ka poʻe makemake wai, akā manaʻo wau ʻo 'umauma' ma kahi o 30, a ʻo ke 'kino piha' ma kahi o 100-120)

5: ʻOiai ʻo ka hoʻāʻo ʻono a me ka ʻope kekahi mea o ka hapanui o ʻoukou i ʻike ʻia i loko o ka lumi moe e like me ke aloha a koi ʻia paha, ʻo ka hanana nui o ka hapanui o ʻoukou e nalowale nei i ka ʻauʻau kahi āu e makemake ai e holoi i kona umauma. Ma hope o kēia, ʻike ʻoe i ka wikiwiki o nā pāʻani kinipōpō ke kīloi iā ʻoe i nā hanana āpau āu e haʻohaʻo ai. Ma hope o kou holoi ʻana i kona umauma, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻauʻau me ia i ka wā kūpono a hana i kahi 'holoi holoi holoʻokoʻa' (e like me ka mea i hōʻike ʻia ma mua, ʻo 100+ ka makemake), e koi ʻia paha kēia mau mea ʻelua e hoʻomau.

6: Pono ʻo Megan e hōʻea i kahi pae palaho / moekolohe i mea e hoʻomaka ai me Susana (ka makuahine). Ma ka hopena hiki iā ʻoe ke lāʻau lāʻau iā Megan i ke ahiahi (e kūʻai i nā lāʻau a i ʻole nā ​​mea ʻē aʻe e hoʻohana ai ʻoe, kaomi ma ka kamepiula a kaomi aku i nā "order item") a moekolohe pū me ia (ke kiʻi nei i kahi kānalua nui), akā inā ʻoe e hoʻomaka ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana hou, no ka mea makemake ʻole ʻo ia iā ʻoe e ʻūlū i loko me ka ʻole o kāna ʻae. Kūʻai i kahi pale pale a nīnau hou. **

7: Ke pale aku ʻoe i ka moekolohe me Megan, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻonāukiuki iā ia no ka moekolohe i loko o ka ʻauʻau (manaʻo wau ʻo 'ʻauʻau wale me Megan' ia, akā he ʻoluʻolu paha ia), i kēlā manawa aia ʻoe ke hele maikaʻi nei. ma hope e ʻae ʻo ia i ka moekolohe me ka ʻole o ka condom a makemake paha ʻo ia e moekolohe i kēlā me kēia pō inā ʻoe e kaomi iā ia ke noho ʻo ia ma luna o kona wahi moe i ka pō ma kēia wahi.

8! . Ma kahi memo like, hāʻawi ʻo Megan iā ʻoe i kahi blowjob i loko o kāna lumi ke nānā ʻo ia i ke kīwī e hāpai i ka kānalua ... no kekahi kumu. ʻAʻole like kēia me nā hanana ʻē aʻe a pau i loko o kāna lumi mai ka moekolohe mua, a ʻoiai hiki iā ʻoe ke noi i kahi blowjob i kēlā me kēia manawa i kēia manawa he mea ʻole kēia inā ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake i ka manaʻo o ka moena e nānā nei i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a kiʻi. he puhū. E koi ʻia paha ka hanana i ka ʻike ʻana ma ka liʻiliʻi i hoʻokahi manawa i mea e hoʻomaka hou ai i nā mea hou aʻe no laila e ʻike i hoʻokahi manawa inā hiki iā ʻoe, e aʻo wale ʻia me ka kānalua. **

9: Ke hōʻino wale ʻoe iā Megan, ʻoi aku ka pololei o nā mea a Susana a hiki iā ʻoe ke heluhelu i ka changelog e ʻike ai i ke 'alakaʻi', akā ʻo ka manaʻo nui e pono ʻoe e lohe e pili ana i kahi "James" i loko o ka lumi lumi i ke kakahiaka * MAHOPE * kiu aku kāu kanaka iā ia i loko o ka ʻauʻau (ka hanana kaulele ma hope o ka hewa o Megan i koʻu manaʻo, e pīpī ʻo ia, ʻaʻole kēia ka hanana kahi āu e ʻike ai i kona ʻauʻau i ke kakahiaka). Mai laila aku, e hāhai i ka mea a kāu mea e ʻōlelo ai, e ʻike wale a hiki i ka wā e hoʻouluulu loa ai ʻo Susana iā ʻoe a hāʻawi iā ʻoe i kahi titjob / i luna no ka moekolohe, e loaʻa ana iā ʻoe nā ʻano kānalua nui. Hiki iā ʻoe ke kāhea iā Susana mai “Cal's Stuff” ke noho nei ʻo Megan ma ka wahi moe o kona lumi, a i ka pō ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻalele i ka lumi a e noho ana ʻo Megan ma kāna wahi moe. **

10: Ma kekahi manawa e noi ʻia ʻoe e hoʻokomo i nā aphrodisiac i loko o ka meaʻai i ke ahiahi i hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomaka i nā makahiki he kanakolu. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hana maʻamau i kekahi mea i ka pāʻani ke hoʻokō ʻia kēia.

** Nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo Miscic Miscicion:

1: Ke kaomi ʻana i ka 'Menu' e hōʻike ai iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ka pule. Ma muli o kekahi kumu pupule, e hāʻule ana kāu kānalua i 0 NO MATTER I ka wā e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke uku i ka manawa. E like me ia, inā kiʻekiʻe ʻoe i ka kānalua a me ka hopohopo, hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i nā mea āu e makemake ai i ka lā 6, me nā hits nui e kānalua ʻia e like me nā ʻāpana mua o ka palaho a Susana a i ʻole ka moekolohe piha i ka lumi noho, akā inā loaʻa iā ʻoe he $ 350 e ka lā aʻe, e nalowale kāu kānalua āpau a maopopo.

2: Inā makemake ʻoe e hana i kēia mau mea ma mua o kou hiki ʻana i kēlā manawa, e ʻike ʻo ke aloha me Megan e kōkua mau i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe i nā kīʻaha no -8 kānalua, ʻo ka ʻaina awakea ʻohana e -10, a e nānā ana i ka lumi lumi (i kēlā me kēia manawa i ke kakahiaka a i ʻole ke aumoe inā ʻaʻole lawa ʻo Megan ... akā ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hele i ka lumi lumi i ka pō no nā kumu kānalua) no kahi whopping -12. Ma hope o ka pāʻani ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i ka lumi lumi no ka mea pono ʻoe e lāʻau iā Susana i ka lumi kuke ma mua o kona hele ʻana i ka hana a i kēlā manawa i ka pō e leʻaleʻa loa ʻo Megan a hiki i kou manaʻo kānalua, ʻoiai ʻaʻohe ala e loaʻa ʻole ai kahi ʻano moe kolohe e kēlā kiko.

3: Ke noi nei i nā lāʻau i ka meaʻai, e like me nā lāʻau moe i ka pō e moe me megan ʻoiai ʻo ia e hiamoe ana, a i ʻole nā ​​aphrodisiacs, e hāpai i kahi kānalua. ʻO ka nui o kāu noi ʻana, ʻo ka nui o kāu loaʻa.

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