Intro:

Aloha ʻoukou a pau i nā furred, fanged a me nā mea nani ʻē aʻe ma aneʻi ... oh he aha, ʻo wau wale nō? Aloha nō. Eia nō naʻe, hoʻi wau a rarin 'e ʻeli i kahi momona ham pāʻani iwi liʻiliʻi hou nāu. No laila me ka ʻole o ka nui o ka ʻoliʻoli, quips, quirks a i ʻole puns, hele aku nei ...

mo'olelo:

I ka manawa hou, ʻoi aku ka mea i hāʻawi ʻia ma mua o nā mea āpau i ka pāʻani. ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, ke hoʻopaʻa ʻana i kekahi mau apo decoder i hoʻouna ʻia iaʻu ʻaʻohe aʻu i nalo ʻana i ka pahu cereal he ʻumikūmāhiku e hoʻohui i kahi ma lalo o ka laina, maikaʻi ia. No ka hapa nui. Hiki ke nalowale ke apo decoder i ka leka uila. ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike. ʻO ia kaʻu e ʻōlelo nei he kaumaha koʻikoʻi o nā ʻuniona incestoous ma aneʻi, ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻo Paetron kahi liʻiliʻi * whine * e pili ana. I kēlā pili, pono ʻoe e hoʻohālikelike i kekahi mau huaʻōlelo e ʻoiaʻiʻo ke ʻano o ka pōʻaiapili. ʻAʻole paʻakikī loa ia, akā lawe i kekona e lūlū i ka noʻonoʻo a puni nā huaʻōlelo haʻalulu.

No nā hana moemoeā e hana wau i ka unuhi no ʻoe: Nā Hoa = ʻohana. LandLady / Haku = Māmā / Pāpā. Konohiki (s) = keiki (s) ʻAʻole lawe ia i ka ʻepekema ʻepekema e hoʻomaopopo. ʻAno ʻole wale ka heluhelu, a i ʻole kākau wau i manaʻo. I kēlā me kēia helu, koe kēlā, aia kekahi mau mea ʻano ʻē e pili ana i ka moʻolelo. ʻO ka mea, ʻo ʻoe ma ke ʻano MC e haʻalele ʻia no kahi mau makahiki X he mea lapuwale ia e hoʻomanaʻo ʻole ai i ka lima. ʻO kāu "Landlady" (ʻo wau e ʻōlelo nei ʻo Mom ma kēia mua aku) e ʻae i kāu LandLord (e hele like a manaʻo wale no ke koena no ka mea ʻaʻole wau e noi no Paetron ma aneʻi lol) e lawe iā ʻoe mai ona aku. Aia kekahi BS paʻa paʻa.

Nā Manaʻo Moʻolelo Finer:

No laila, hele mai ka MC mai kahi home haki. He hoki kolohe kona makuakāne. Ua hoʻoweliweli ʻo ia i ka Māmā o MC, ka mea i manaʻo ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke heʻe i ko MC ʻaoʻao. Kali ʻo ia e loaʻa iā ia no nā lima paʻa. Aia i ka mea pāʻani inā manaʻoʻiʻo lākou i kēlā. Hoʻokaʻawale ka ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo, ʻaʻole ia he kumu hoʻopiʻi kūpono ʻole. E hele ana mākou i kahi. I ka hoʻomaka ua pau ʻoe i ke kaʻaahi e noho me kou Māmā, ka mea i mare hou ʻia, a wahine kāne make hou. He ʻelua mau keiki ʻē aʻe āna, me kēlā kāne ʻē aʻe. ʻO kāna ʻono i nā kāne, a ʻo ka manaʻo o kekahi o kēlā mau keiki he ʻano feline ke ʻano kānalua e ʻae wau. ʻO ka mea pololei ma muli o kahi kākau ham-fisted liʻiliʻi, a hilinaʻi i nā tropes, akā e hele hou mākou i kēlā.

ʻOi aku ma mua o ke kaikamahine pōpoki Neko ʻo ia ka Tsundere pono ma ke ala, ʻoiaʻiʻo, he kaikuahine wahine wahine maoli kou. He ʻumi koho 'ʻo wai kaʻu mea makemake a helu ʻeiwa ʻole e helu. Hewa wale paha ʻoe, akā ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike. ʻAʻole kūpono ke ola, a ʻo ia ke ʻano o ke kiko i pili. ʻO ʻoukou āpau i nā "tenet" i hoʻopunipuni loa ʻia, i kekahi ʻano. ʻOiai ʻo kāu "Neighbor / Friends" (ʻo ia hoʻi ka ʻanakē a me kou hoahānau) ʻO lākou pū kekahi me kahi kāne maikaʻi ʻole. Pono kekahi mea i loko o ka wai. A i ʻole kahi quirk Ke noʻonoʻo nei i ka hopena o nā mea kinked ma hope, e ʻike ʻoe he hapalua wale nō ia i ʻōlelo ʻia i ka haʻaka.

E hoʻomaopopo i ka "Cousin" e pili wale ana i ke kope kope mai kona Māmā. Koe no nā piʻo. E nā akua hemolele makemake au e hoōki lākou i kēlā… ʻo o

Nā Mea Hana:

Ma ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, he kakaikahi loa nā koho e hoʻoholo ʻia. ʻO ka hapa nui ia e pili ana i nā kaikamahine āu e makemake ai e alualu a i ʻole. ʻO ke koho ʻana ʻaʻole wili wale i ka mea pāʻani i waho o ka ʻike; ʻoiai aia kekahi e manaʻo wau i gehena e hāʻawi lākou iā ʻoe e hōʻole. Ua ʻōlelo wau e hele mākou i laila. ʻO ka neko nāna kāna mau mea hoʻonani e hoʻohui paha wau, ke palupalu iki ʻo ia, makemake i kāu kōkua me kahi bly ch bully kula. Hiki iā ʻoe ke koho e haki maoli i kona ʻuhane a hoʻolilo iā ia i kau kauā moe kolohe. Pololei wale makemake. ʻAʻole pili i ka hoʻokalakupua a i ʻole ka noʻonoʻo. (Yay!)

ʻO ka manaʻo maemae a maʻalahi hoʻi ʻaʻohe pilikia e pili ana i kahi ʻae. Ke inaina maoli nei wau i ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i ka mea aʻu e hana nei ma ke ʻano he mea nui ka mea pāʻani, akā ʻaʻole wau ka ʻano e ʻoki wale i ka lolo. ' ʻAʻole ʻoe e hele ma aneʻi, e lawe ana i kēia ʻāpana maikaʻi maikaʻi. Yep, ua lohe wau i nā ʻalekiko ma ka lālani hope hoʻi, mahalo nui loa. ʻO ka manawa aʻe e hoʻāʻo wau no kahi kaʻao, kali ... he aha kou manaʻo ʻaʻole kēia he RPG? Kaulana ia!

Eia nō naʻe, he kakaikahi loa nā wahi haʻihaʻi i pili. Hiki iā ʻoe ke koho e lilo i bastard i kou Māmā, a ʻo ia ka mea e alakaʻi ai i kahi hopena wikiwiki. Hiki iā ʻoe ke koho ʻaʻole e kala iā X NPC, a ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu ka mea e hana ai, no ka mea makemake wau e hele. ʻO ka moʻolelo no kekahi mau hewa, ua loaʻa iaʻu e hoʻopukapuka i nā huapalapala hiki iaʻu ke launa pū. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi e hōʻole ʻole i ka 'LandLords' holoʻokoʻa.

Loaʻa nā hiki:

E ulu ʻoe i kahi metric f ** k tona o nā pilina. Me kēlā me kēia kaikamahine aʻu i hālāwai ai i kēia manawa. Kela kaikamahine maʻemaʻe; ʻo ia ka mea mua e kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka male ʻana iā ʻoe, a me nā keiki. ʻO ia pū kekahi me he kaikamahine daimana lā e makemake ana e nānā iā ʻoe e hāʻawi i kāu aloha i kēlā me kēia. Kāhea iā ia ʻo cuck-queening inā ʻoe e makemake wau e ʻike iā ia ma ke ʻano he mahalo nui i kou mākau, ma ke ʻano he voyeur. ʻO kou kaikaina kūpono a hakakā hoʻi ka lua o ka hānai ʻana i nā keiki. Kūʻē ʻole ka neko manaʻo ʻole wau, akā ʻaʻole i hele maoli ka moʻolelo i kēia manawa.

Naʻu, ʻo ke kupunawahine ka pilikia nui i loko. ʻAʻole pili ʻo ia i kēia moʻolelo. Hoʻokomo ʻia ʻo ia e like me kahi wana a ka makika i kiola ʻia e hoʻohui i ka pīhoihoi, a ʻoiaʻiʻo nō i ka MC ma ka naʻau nui. Loaʻa nā ʻaoʻao wahine ʻē aʻe me ia a ʻōlelo i ka hewa, mai kala aku iā Dev. ʻO ia wale nō ua ʻike ʻoe i kāu kākau ʻana. ʻ saylelo pū wau he mea pīhoihoi ia no ka mea ʻoi aku kona mākaukau - a ʻoiaʻiʻo nō ka mea i hoʻokomo i ka huki a MC i loko o ka ʻohana. Hele mai ia i ka manaʻo pilikino, akā mamao loa nō, no ka mea ʻaʻole kūleʻa kāna hana ʻole e ka hoʻomaloka ʻia e like me ka hiki a ka Māmā. ʻO ia ke kumu e kala ʻole ai lākou. ʻAʻole kekahi o kāu mau "hoaaloha" i koe. (Manaʻo wau e hoʻāʻo nei ʻaʻole e hōʻino ma aneʻi, no laila e kala inā ʻaʻole maopopo ʻole iā lākou)

Hema = Makemake a makaukau ka make; Kākau = Maikaʻi paha e lilo i kahi halo hūna ma kekahi wahi ... Maliʻa paha iā ia, uhm ... malia paha ʻaʻole mākou e hele i laila. Ma ka liʻiliʻi ʻaʻole, ua maʻemaʻe ʻo ia no kēia ao; )

E Hōʻaleʻale ʻAʻole ...

No ke kupunawahine ʻaʻole ʻo ia ka nīnau. ʻO wai koʻu pilikia nui ʻē aʻe me kāna hoʻopili ʻana. ʻAe, pono ke aloha i ka poʻe ʻelemākule, a inā makemake ʻoe iā lākou, maikaʻi ia nou. ʻAʻole wau e nānā pono i ka ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka i nā poʻe ʻAsia āpau a me nā ʻelves Tolkien paha. ʻEiwa ona mau makahiki ʻo ia i ka hoʻohālikelike ʻia me MC; hānai ʻo ia i kāna mau keiki ponoʻī, a he keiki kā lākou no ke Akua. E waiho nō. Ma waho aʻe o kēlā, aia kekahi friggin 'nun āu e hoʻowalewale nei i ka lawehala. Inā hoʻopau ʻo ia i ka lawe ʻana mai i ka berena laʻa o ka berena e ke kuikahi i ʻae ʻole ʻia, ʻaʻole ia e kapa ʻia kona inoa ʻo Maria. A i ʻole hilinaʻi ʻia i kāu skepticism i kekahi o lākou i ka hopena, he wahine puʻupaʻa.

Aia kekahi mau geeks pāʻani, ʻo kekahi o lākou e androgynous a kāhea aku i kou kaikuahine kaikamahine pōpoki he neko. Loaʻa wau i ke kiko, akā he troupe kahi troupe bub nō ia. Hiki i kāu hui ke puni me ka dom dom hiki iā ʻoe ke haki i kekahi ʻano o ka hoʻololi ʻana i sub - hou e ka ʻae maikaʻi loa iā ʻoe. ʻO ʻoe ke kāne maikaʻi maikaʻi ʻole e haʻi ʻia me ka moa lio e makemake ana kēlā me kēia kaikamahine e pāʻani me ka deragona maikaʻi ʻole. ʻAʻole pono lākou i hoʻokahi, ʻoiai hiki iā ʻoe ke hāʻawi iā lākou i ke aloha. ʻO Robyn paha ka inoa o lākou āpau, inā hoʻomanaʻo kekahi i ke mele no ke kuhikuhi.

Ua haʻi ka ʻoiaʻiʻo aia kekahi mau kaikamahine ʻaoʻao he nui loa, akā he aha kaʻu e ʻike ai, ʻo wau wale nō kekahi ... ʻaʻole. ʻAʻole, e hoʻopiʻi ʻia paha wau inā hele wau i laila. No ka nui o koʻu mahalo i kāna hana. Nā helu inā loaʻa iā ʻoe kēlā. Ma kēlā a me kēia ala, nui nā manu e alualu e luhi i kekahi ʻano ʻīlio. Hilinaʻi iaʻu, pono wau e ʻike.

ʻO ia kaʻu wahine wahine. ʻIke ma luna a loaʻa iā ʻoe ka mea hoʻomākeʻaka. Akā ʻaʻole, ʻoiaʻiʻo. ʻO kēia wale nō ke kaikamahine āu e pono ai. ʻAʻole wale ʻoe wale nō ka laki o ka hānau ʻana… akā ke komo nei i ka ʻāina spoiler xD

Nā hopena:

Inā makemake ʻoe i nā huapalapala e ulu akāka e pili ana i kāu mālama ʻana iā lākou, a me kahi moʻolelo hiki iā ʻoe ke komo i kou mau niho - no ka mea e hele ʻoe ma aneʻi - e piʻi paha kēia pāʻani i kāu ala. ʻAʻole ia he pōʻeleʻele, no ka nui o nā helu. Loaʻa iā ia kahi wili naʻau, a huli kekahi mau kuʻekuʻe e ʻike, akā pono ke manawa. Makemake ʻoe e hāʻawi i kou ikehu inā makemake pū me aʻu; iā ʻoe he pack he ʻohana, a ʻo ka ʻohana nā mea āpau. ʻAʻole ia he manaʻo ke pāʻani wau me ka papa holoʻokoʻa. E hoʻomanaʻo i nā mea pāʻani, hiki i ka puʻuwai ke haki i nā manawa ke hiki ke hoʻomaʻamaʻa. Aia a ʻae ʻoe e ʻae i ka lā i loko. E ʻike ia ma nā maka o hoʻokahi kaikamahine; he haneli paha. ʻO nā mea a pau e hana ma ka hopena. Auwē iā ʻoe ma hope aku e koʻu mau hoa aloha nui.