Intro:

Aloha e kaʻu mau hoaaloha pāʻani, a i ʻole kekahi mea me ka hoihoi i ka pāʻani ʻana. A i ʻole ka heluhelu ʻana. C'mon, ʻaʻole ia e like me koʻu manaʻo he kaulana wau. He kāne wau e hoʻohālike nei he werewolf, ma kahi kahua pāʻani makua. Kākau wau i nā moʻolelo o ke ʻano like, a maikaʻi koʻu manaʻo ... akā pili ia i kaʻu mea e ola ʻole nei a ʻaʻole paha e ʻike ʻia kahi kumu-fan e hoʻoholo. Inā a / a i ʻole ke hewa wau e pili ana i kēlā helu hope, akā ʻiʻo wau. E lilo ana paha kēia mau mea i mau mea aʻu e manaʻo nei e makemake ana nā mea hoʻomohala e noʻonoʻo i ka hoʻokomo ʻana i kā lākou mau pāʻani ma ke ʻano he hoʻomaʻamaʻa maikaʻi maikaʻi. ʻAe paha ʻoe ʻaʻole paha, hoʻolei ʻia kahi kālā…

Pono / kūlana o ke ola:

• ʻAʻohe ʻōnaehana kiko. A i ʻole he ʻōnaehana kiko kāu; ʻaʻohe kī i hiki ʻole i nā moekolohe. (ʻO ke kiko holoʻokoʻa a me ke kahua o nā pāʻani ma kēia a i ʻole kekahi pūnaewele e like me kēia nā hiʻohiʻona moekolohe. ʻO ia ka mea o ka hapa nui o nā mea pāʻani ma aneʻi. Ke hana nei i kahi ʻōnaehana e hoʻonāukiuki a kūʻē i ka intuitive. Ke hoʻokō nei i kahi maikaʻi ʻole āu e manaʻo ai e hoʻoponopono ma hope. ʻaʻole e hele maikaʻi i kēlā me kēia uku)
• Pono nā ʻimi āpau i nā lāʻau kūpono. Nā mea i kākau ʻia ma ka puke pai; nā māka māka a me kahi ʻōnaehana hint. KAHI o nā mea i luna e pono e akāka i ka heluhelu. (ʻAʻole ia he mea e koho ai, a pehea e manaʻo ai e waiho iā lākou i loko o ka pāʻani; ʻaʻole mākou i ka mea pāʻani i kou manaʻo ke hoʻolālā ʻoe i kēia mau mea. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke heluhelu i kāu. Ma ka liʻiliʻi i kekahi mau hihia, lana koʻu manaʻo. o. ʻo… Gah! Aia he ʻokoʻa ma waena o ka "paʻa lima" a me ke kaʻanalike ʻana me nā mea pāʻani i nā ʻanuʻu kūpono e kiʻi ai i ka hopena o ka pāʻani)
• ʻAʻole pono ka Economy e ʻike i ka hoʻopaʻi. (ʻAʻole maʻalahi ke kālā e hoʻokele ma RL. ʻOi aku kahi ʻāpana o ka pili alualu ʻana i ka nui. Maopopo iā mākou āpau. Loaʻa iā mākou āpau nā manaʻo pili e pili ana iā ia. Ke hana nei i nā mea pale i ka ʻaoʻao leʻaleʻa o ka pāʻani ʻaʻole ala e hele lanakila i nā helu me kāu poʻe pā. Ma o ka hana ʻana i nā huapalapala kaikamahine e like me ka merc, a i ʻole ke hoʻolilo ʻana i nā mea i kumu kūʻai no nā kumu kumu ʻole
• Inā ʻo Magic ka hana, pono e loaʻa i kahi manawa ke koho ola hiki ke loaʻa. WAIWAI. ʻAʻole ia he kumu e paʻi wau no ka hapa o koʻu olakino a hoʻōla no ka hapahā wale nō o ia mea, a he mea ia e hoʻonele ai i koʻu huli āpau.

Nā Haumāna / Haʻawina A i ʻole Mea ʻē ʻē ʻē aʻe e ʻimi ana i ka Headache.

• Inā kū kahi ʻōpū / hāpai keiki; ʻae iā ia e maʻalahi. Mai hana i nā mea contraceptive i pipiʻi ʻole, a i ʻole nā ​​mea e hoʻonui i ka momona i ka mea like. ʻOi loa inā ke kikowaena nā pāʻani a puni ka hakakā. (Pēlā nō nā pilina me Breeding e koho mau i nā mea pāʻani. Inā ʻoe e lawe i nā mea pale i luna, e ʻae i kēlā koho a PLAYER. Kāhea iā ia he fetish, a ʻaʻole wau, akā naʻe he kahakaha nō ia i kekahi lehulehu. Kēia ʻAʻole ʻo RL. ʻAʻole pono ke kaikamahine e hana e like me ia. Pepehi pū kekahi ia i loko o kāna hoʻopukapuka kālā i loaʻa inā loaʻa pinepine ʻo ia e pili ana i kēlā ke kūkulu nei ʻoe iā ia i ka pāʻani no hoʻokahi hola a ʻoi paha.)
• I nā pāʻani aloha kaila sim; mai hana i kahi lāʻau ikehu i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i ka hiki ke moe kolohe. I nā mea āpau. (ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo e pili ana i nā kaola hoʻomaʻemaʻe, ka papa hana hana, nā pono kula a i ʻole nā ​​hana e hāʻawi iā ʻoe i ka pī peʻa no ka mea makemake ʻo Devs e "meta" e pili ana i ka nui o kā lākou hana e hana. ʻIke mākou. Ke hana nei i ka mea pāʻani e hana ke aloha o ke kaikamahine a paʻakikī, a laila nakinaki ka "uku" i kekahi palena o ka ikehu āpau ʻaʻole e pau ka maikaʻi kanaiwa pākēneka o ka manawa.)
• Ma kela palapala; Nui loa ka Micro-Management. He no-no. (Hiki iaʻu ke hana me nā kamaʻilio koho mutli, ʻoiai me koʻu pilikia ma RL ua huhū wau i ka holoʻokoʻa me kēlā, akā inā pono wau e hana i kēlā me ka mālama ʻana i nā mea ʻoi aku ma mua o ʻekolu mau kumu ʻē aʻe, e hele wau. ʻaneʻane mau e ʻōlelo poina i kēia ma kahi o ka hapalua hola o ka hoʻāʻo ʻana. E hoʻāʻo i nā devs. ʻAʻole metaphorically. E hele, e hoʻāʻo ... ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī o ka mea ma mua o ʻelua. E hoʻomanaʻo; he pāʻani kēia. ʻAʻole hoʻolei ʻia kahi huakaʻi.)
• Kāohi i ka "hoʻāʻo" e "Meta" Ua like ia me Irony.

Kōkua Nui e Māmā i nā Frustrations / Paipai i ka Pāʻani a i ʻole Pāʻani Hou:

• E hōʻoia i ke ʻano o ke kākau ʻana. ʻAʻole pono ia he ʻAmelika / Kanada nui - hoʻokomo i ka ʻāina ma aneʻi - Novel, akā pono ia he mākaukau. (Inā he ʻenemi koʻu ʻano; ʻAʻole wau e manaʻo e hāʻule ʻo ia i kona mau kuli no ka mea e hōʻino wau iā ia i hope, a hoʻomaka wau e omo i kuʻu dick ... akā ʻaʻole wau e alualu i nā wahine hōʻino no ke kumu ʻole. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ia , ʻaʻole ia he edgy a i ʻole ka hāʻawi mana ʻana. No iā ia ma ke ʻano he kanaka, a i ʻole ka mea pāʻani. Hōʻike maoli iā ia me he nāwaliwali maoli ia, i kūlike i ka makemake nui o kēlā mau mea i ke kākau ʻana iā lākou)
• E hōʻoki i ka hoʻonāukiuki i ka hana ʻino i nā kāne me ka hopena ʻole no ka mea ʻo Oooh, tits. (ʻOiai inā makemake ʻoe e kaha iā ia i fem dom, a i ʻole iā ia he "beta e hoʻomaka" kāne. ʻAʻole maikaʻi, a hoʻonāukiuki wale ia i ka manaʻo like no ka hapanui o nā mea pāʻani. ʻAʻole aloha ia, a i ʻole ala maikaʻi e kaha aku ai iā ia. ma ke ʻano he kanaka e alualu i kēlā ala. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike, ʻo Deadpool ka mea nui. A laila, maikaʻi ...)
• E hōʻoki i ka hoʻonāukiuki ʻana i kēlā me kēia kāne e makemake i ka moekolohe mai kēlā me kēia kaikamahine. (A i ʻole ka hoʻokolokolo ʻana i ka mea i makemake ʻia ma ka laulā. ʻO ia hoʻi ʻike ʻo ia i ka nani o ke kaikamahine e makemake ai i kēlā. ʻO ka mea e mahalo iki ai i ka barest, a i ʻole kekelē huna inā hana maikaʻi ʻia. Hāʻawi ʻoe i nā koho i ʻike makaʻu ʻole ʻia e ʻike inā E lawe ke kāne iā lākou i ka moekolohe wale nō, a hana hewa i nā mea a hoʻohana ʻole i ka huaʻōlelo i manaʻo ʻole ʻia e ka hapanui. E nānā i ka puke wehewehe ʻōlelo. E Iesū. ʻAʻole ia e kōkua iā ʻoe e loaʻa nā mea pā i kāu pāʻani.)

ʻO nā mea hoʻonāukiuki e hoʻonāukiuki ai i ka leʻaleʻa / kūʻē i ka helu o ka pāʻani:

• E piʻi mai me nā hana pili wahine NON kūpono no ke ʻano wahine e lawe e loaʻa kālā. (Maikaʻi inā he kaikamahine maikaʻi ke pāʻani ʻana ma o ke koho; akā ʻo ia wale nō nā mea āpau)
• E hōʻoki i ka hana ʻana i nā wahine uʻi loa / charismatic nā paikikala o ke kaona e kekahi hana a i ʻole implication (ʻO nā mea uʻi a ʻoluʻolu hoʻi nā mea a MC e makemake ai e alualu. E nīnau i kekahi kāne noʻonoʻo i RL inā makemake ʻo ia e hele ma hope o kekahi kaikamahine; ʻo Cindy friggin Crawford i ka hala ʻana o nā makahiki kanawalu, inā ʻike ʻia ʻo ia he maʻalahi maʻalahi no nā mea āpau. No Bueno Devs)
• Kuhi ka punitive o ka ʻōnaehana aloha i nā "koho maikaʻi ʻole" i nā kamaʻilio. (A i ʻole ma ka laulā. Eia hou, i kekahi mau mea pāʻani i loaʻa paha koʻu pilikia a ʻoi paha, ʻo kēia koho lehulehu kahi i hewa ʻole ai nā pane ʻelua a ʻo ka hapa ʻekahi wale nō ia he wahi liʻiliʻi ia e hoʻokele iā ia iho. ʻAʻole pono e hoʻohui kēlā. A pau)
• E like me ka mea i luna: ʻo ka pihi "Back" ʻo KING. (E like me ka mālama pono ʻana i nā faila a ʻaʻole i kapa ʻia i kēlā me kēia manawa aʻu e mālama ai: ʻo kāu hoaaloha maikaʻi loa. E hoʻokō i nā mea ʻelua. ʻO nā manawa āpau. ʻOi loa no nā pāʻani i loaʻa ka waiwai "pāʻani hou" ma ke ʻano he wahi kūʻai aku.)
• Mea makemake pilikino ma aneʻi akā - nā huapalapala Tsundere; pono lākou e hele, a i ʻole hiki ke hoʻomakee koke ʻia. (ʻOiai he mea maikaʻi ʻo Trans includ, ʻaʻole pono nā Futas a pono e koho ʻia i mea pāʻani. Pono pū kekahi ʻike Trans. inā aia kekahi mea i hoʻohui ʻia ʻo wai ka , a laila e pono lākou ma ka pāʻani "harem" e ʻae e makemake i ka makemake wahine a MC. Hiki ʻole ke nānā pono ʻole ʻia. ʻO ka pāʻani ʻana "pololei" e ʻae ʻia e noho pēlā. Hiki i nā politika ke hoʻokaʻawale, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. waiho ʻia i kekahi kahua ʻē aʻe āpau)

Ka Hopena:

E like me ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻia ma mua, he papa inoa kēia o nā mea aʻu e manaʻo ai, naʻu iho e kōkua i nā mea pāʻani e hauʻoli hou i nā pāʻani. ʻAʻole loa wau a pau a hoʻopau i nā mea āpau, a ʻaʻole wau e manaʻo maoli e hoʻolohe nā diabolō i kaʻu mau hoʻopiʻi. A i ʻole ma ka liʻiliʻi inā lākou e noʻonoʻo pono, e hana lākou i kā lākou ala pono - ʻae Girl maikaʻi i hala maikaʻi ʻole, ua pāʻani wau ma mua o ka manawa aʻu e loiloi ai iā ʻoe, a ʻike wau e pili ana i ka hāpai ʻana me Dad char char: / Ma kēlā me kēia uku inā hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe e kōkua iā ʻoe i waho, kono wau i kekahi e hoʻohui i ka papa inoa i nā manaʻo. A i ʻole hoʻohiki iaʻu, a ʻae paha me aʻu a ʻōlelo i ke aloha. ʻO nā mea āpau e lana i kou moku.

Lana koʻu manaʻo ua hauʻoli ʻolua a pau i ka pāʻani ʻana e like me aʻu. E hoʻomanaʻo iā Devs, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke uluhua i nā pāʻani, inā ʻaʻole wau i hoʻopukapuka kālā i kā lākou mea e aloha ai iā lākou.