Aloha a me ka manaolana hauʻoli Valentine nui a pau e nā mea pāʻani puʻuwai puʻuwai i waho. A i ʻole ma ka liʻiliʻi me ka lana o ka manaʻolana ma mua o kaʻu. ʻOiai e noho ana wau ma ʻaneʻi e kikokiko ana i kēia loiloi a e noʻonoʻo ana i kaʻu mau koho ola mehameha i kēia pō. Eia naʻe, i loko o ka wāwahi paha mākou? ʻO ke kamaʻilio ʻana e pili ana i ke kaikamahine ma ke kiʻi ma ke ʻano he ʻōlelo maʻamau hiki ke maʻalahi, maʻalahi. ʻAʻole wau e hoʻopiʻi. E neʻe a i kekahi mau mea inā he tropes moemoeā semi-mōʻaukala kāu mea, piʻi paha i luna, akā ʻo ia kahi moʻolelo ʻē aʻe.

mo'olelo:

I kēia manawa, maʻamau ʻaʻole wau e hoʻonele i kou manawa e loiloi ai i kahi pāʻani heʻuʻuku ia e nau, akā hāʻawi kēia pāʻani iaʻu e ʻōlelo i ka hiki. He moemoeā haʻahaʻa ka moʻolelo, a he ʻano politika paha ia. ʻO ka poʻe makemake ʻole ma ka liʻiliʻi o ka helu pono o ka heluhelu ʻana ʻoi aku paha ka maikaʻi e ʻike i kahi pāʻani kaumaha hou. Hoʻomaka ʻoe ma ke ʻano he naita lawelawe i kahi countess hou. ʻAʻole wau e inoa i nā inoa, akā ʻo kāna ʻano wehewehe ʻano maikaʻi loa me GOT a me THOT. Hana Spoiled kekahi, akā, ʻo wau ke digress.

He wahine hilinaʻi kēia iā ʻoe? ʻAno paha ia, kiaʻi ʻia ...

I kēlā me kēia helu, ua make kāna kāne a ʻo ia ke ʻano kiʻekiʻe. No ka hoʻohenehene pīhoihoi - kahi e hoʻomaopopo ai ka mea pāʻani / mea heluhelu i nā helu ʻo lākou ke ʻano maoli a lākou e ʻike ʻole ai - hoʻomaka ʻoe e ʻike i kāna mau hana i ka hoʻomaka. ʻO ka mea āu e koho ai e hana e pili ana iā lākou, a inā ʻoe e noho i ka naita kūpaʻa hiki iā ʻoe ke koho e lilo i mea nāu loa ia. A loaʻa paha i kahi koho o nā koho, kaukaʻi ʻia i ke kaulike o kekahi mau kumu lālā. ʻO kahi laʻana aia kekahi ala e hoʻokaʻawale i ʻehā mau ala i kāu mau koho. Komo kēlā i loko o ka mīkini, no laila e mālama au no ia ma hope.

ʻO kāu pahuhopu ka hoʻokūlū, cajole a i ʻole hoʻokau paha i ka "ahem" kapu ʻole mai kekahi mau mana e hiki ke kūʻē i ka helu. ʻO wai ka mea pono no ke ana pono e lilo i kou hoahānau koko. ʻAʻole ia he maʻa mau ia manawa, akā ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole AS maʻamau e like me ka hōʻike ʻana o kekahi. I kēlā me kēia helu, he koho aloha paha ia, ʻaʻole au i ʻike i kēia manawa. E nui paha nā mea i ka hele ʻana i kēlā ala. Me ka hoʻopili ʻana i kāu mau moemoeā ponoʻī. A i ʻole ke kūpaʻa i kou ʻohana, ka mea nona kēlā ʻano ma ka liʻiliʻi o hoʻokahi hihia maoli.

Nā Mea Hana:

I kēia manawa, e like me ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻia ma luna nei aia kekahi lālā hana o ke koho i ka pehea e lawelawe ai i kekahi mau hanana. He mea liʻiliʻi ia, pilikia i koʻu manaʻo a naʻu e wehewehe i ke kumu. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hakakā, akā ʻo ka pāʻani liʻiliʻi e hana pēlā he mea pono ʻole a hoʻopaʻi paha no ka poʻe me nā ʻōnaehana lohi. Hiki paha iā ʻoe ke make inā koho hewa ʻoe. Hoʻokomo ʻia ʻoe i hoʻokahi mahele ʻenemi i kakahiaka nui ma ke ʻano he alo-alo e ʻae wau iā ia iho, ua maikaʻi.

Inā makemake ʻoe i ka ʻiole ma luna o ka keyboard, hōʻoiaʻiʻo wau iā ʻoe i ka mea pāʻani hou, e hoʻohuli ʻia paha kēlā mau kī. ʻO Blue no Stamina btw, no laila mai makaʻu ʻoe, no kēia manawa… maikaʻi ʻo ia. He ʻeha ʻiʻo wale nō ia. ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kūʻē. Hopu, malia paha o. ʻAno maikaʻi paha ka maha OA.

ʻO ka pilikia o ke ala lālā e like me ka ʻōnaehana ʻimi i kēia manawa. ʻO ia kahi hihia hou e uhi koke wau. Aia kekahi lālā ʻaʻole pili i ka lāʻau, no laila e ʻōlelo akā hāʻawi wau i nā mea kākau no ka hoʻāʻo ʻana i ka realism. ʻO kēlā mea i hoʻāʻo nui ʻia ma kahi e pau ʻole ai ka manaʻo o ka ʻaukā lewdness. ʻAʻole i hoʻouna maʻalahi ʻia nā leka i kēlā manawa. ʻAʻole i hōʻino wale ʻia nā aliʻi. Ma waho aʻe, ʻaʻole e hoʻohuli i kāu holomua i kahi kauā wahine a wahine wahine moe paha. No kekahi o nā kumu maikaʻi.

Kēia kekahi hana ... no ka, ahem… nā kumu moʻolelo maopopo iaʻu; )

ʻO ka hoʻokō ʻana i kēlā ʻano pā ma ke ʻano he mea maikaʻi ʻole i loko o kahi pāʻani pili i ka moekolohe ka hoʻopaʻi ʻole ʻia hoʻi. Pono ka haipule e pale aku i ka hopena. ʻAʻole lawe aku. Eia kekahi, he manaʻo paha kou no ka naita naita ʻAe, ua hoʻokau ʻia lākou e lawelawe akā pili pū kekahi me nā poʻe hanohano ma mua o ka ʻole. I nā manawa maoli, naita ke keikikāne mahiʻai ma ke ʻano koa ʻaʻole hiki ke piʻi aʻe ma luna o ke kūlana baronet. ʻAʻole hiki i ko lākou ʻohana ke hāʻawi ʻia i ka inoa. Pono lākou no ka mea lawelawe lākou. I kēia manawa e male i ka wahine hanohano, a i ʻole ke kāne a he iʻa ʻokoʻa iki kēlā. ʻO ia ke kumu e kala aku ai iā Jessica a me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo e hoʻomaka ʻoe e pili ana i kahi helu helu.

Pāʻani Pāʻani:

Aia kekahi mau koho i ke kamaʻilio hiki iā ʻoe ke hana a hoʻololi i ka papa o kāu huakaʻi. ʻAʻole wau i pāʻani i kahi mamao loa e like me kaʻu i huikau ai me ka nele o ka ʻike moekolohe a me ka wili e loaʻa ai. E ʻōlelo wau no kahi kauhale hoʻomaka e stingy me ke kōkua maikaʻi ʻole a hiki ke hoʻopaʻa ʻia. ʻO ka hana mua āu e hoʻonohonoho ai e hoʻomaka iā ʻoe i waho inā ʻaʻole wau i nalo hou ma mua o koʻu manaʻo. ʻO kēia kahi e pono ai e hoʻohou i ka loulou ʻimi. Serious. ʻAʻole lawa ka haʻi ʻana iaʻu i ka ʻimi ʻana. A i ʻole e kuhikuhi e hiki iaʻu ke kiʻi i kekahi mau hanana i ka pale pilina. Pono ʻoe e haʻi i nā mea pāʻani pehea e hiki ai ke hana. ʻOhi i kahi ʻāpala i hōʻino ʻia. Inā makemake ʻoe e uku ka poʻe i ka ʻike ʻaʻole lākou e ʻike pehea e loaʻa ai.

Kuhi ka pāʻani e hiki ke leverage ʻia ka lāʻau a i ʻole nā ​​lako ʻē aʻe. I ke kaona ponoʻī, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike he ʻaʻohe pepa ka wili. Inā ʻo ia ka mea maʻalahi o ka honua e ʻōlelo aku i ka meia nāna e ʻumeʻume nei i kahi wīwī ʻaʻole ʻo ia kāna wahine - a ʻaʻole makemake ʻo ia inā ʻoe e kuhikuhi iā ʻoe ʻike e pili ana i kēlā me kēia ʻano - e ninini paha ʻoe i kāna mea huna. "Hihia o ka puʻuwai" A i ʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hāʻawi iā ia me nā mea e hāʻawi ai i ka pepa i ke kaona. ʻAʻohe pilina e pono ai. E like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai, aia paha kēia pāʻani i ka ulu mua ʻana. Ke hoʻomaopopo nei wau, akā makemake wau e hāʻawi i ka huhū me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo i kēia manawa.

Pāʻani Pāʻani Pāʻani '

Pehea e makemake ai i nā wahine e like me ʻoe e pono hou aʻe i kahi hinting, e like me ke kamaʻilio. ʻAʻole kahi pale pilina ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke komo i ka wā o ka ʻoiaʻiʻo. he mea makehewa ke hoʻouka hou ʻana i ka manawa pinepine e ʻike ai i ka pahu rubix ke nui a ʻōpio a i kekahi manawa makemake wale nā ​​kitties e alualu. O kahi laʻana; ʻelua o nā koho ʻekolu e hiki iā ʻoe ke hana me ka haku wahine i ka wā e ʻike ai ʻoe ke pale nei ʻo ia i ka meia e hōʻino iā ʻoe i kāna pili. Hoʻokahi mea nui, hoʻokahi mea ʻōpio. Ma kēlā a me kēia ʻaoʻao, inā koho ʻoe e hele ma luna o ke kaikaina wahine ʻōpio a ʻoi aku ka makemake no kāna manawa me he hoa hele polū ʻoe.

I kēia manawa ke hele nei no ka merc pau i kahi huakaʻi iā ʻoe e kōkua paha i kou kaikuahine i kekahi lā a lilo ʻoe i mea hoʻāʻona ʻona me kēlā merc i ka hopena. Hiki iā ʻoe ke koho ʻaʻole, a i ʻole lawe i kāna hoki a i kāna "ahem" kitty. Hiki iā ʻoe ke koho e hoʻopau i loko ona. ʻAʻole maopopo inā e alakaʻi kēlā i nā wahi āpau akā inā hana ia e uku paha ʻoe iā ʻoe ma kekahi ʻano. ʻIke wale wau. I kēlā me kēia helu e ʻokiʻoki i kēia mea lōʻihi lōʻihi i nā wāwae, e like me koʻu makemake e hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i ke kūkā kamaʻilio no nā hakakā akā akā maikaʻi, pono ka loiloi i ka nui o ka holo. Pono nā pilina i nā hōʻailona a hōʻailona paha. ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo inā aia i neon a i ʻole “maʻalahi loa;” inā he mau ala lālā a me ka replayability e "paipai ikaika ʻia" a laila e hoʻomanaʻo he pāʻani makua kēia ma ka pūnaewele kahua makua.

Loaʻa paha i nā kaikamahine e like me kēia ka hōʻailona pāʻani punahele a Iapana "???" Ke loaʻa nei iā lākou, mai noʻonoʻo e aloha iā lākou e like me kēlā manawa i kēia manawa. Eia kekahi, ke hoʻolohe nei ka Dev i ke mele "99 Red Balloons," methinks paha ...

ʻO ka manawa hope loa e hoʻohiki wau i nā kāne ... (Pāʻani Pāʻani Pāʻani 'hou)

ʻAʻole pono ia e poʻomanaʻo pouli e ʻike pehea e komo ai i nā pantaloons o kahi kaikamahine. ʻO Bloomers, knickers a i ʻole ka mea ʻē aʻe i hea ʻia ai lākou i kēlā manawa. ʻO Jeez, e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ka lōʻihi o ka lawe ʻia ʻana e hoʻopau i ka corset frigging. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻohui i nā ʻōlelo kōkua i ke kamaʻilio a laila e ʻae i ka mea pāʻani e mālama i ka wā. E like ma mua o kā lākou koho ʻana. Hana paha kekahi, ʻoiai ʻo nā reload he mea hoʻonāukiuki i kekahi manawa. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka hoʻomaka ʻana i hoʻokahi hola i hala a i ʻole mālama ma mua o ke komo ʻana i nā wahi a me ka manaʻolana ʻaʻole wau e holo i kahi kanaka i lōʻihi loa i ka manawa.

Ma ke ʻano he wikiwiki, ua borked ka hoʻokele waiwai. ʻO ka loa, inā ʻo kaʻoiaʻiʻo kāu mea ma aneʻi. ʻOiaʻiʻo. ʻOiaʻiʻo. Hoʻomaka ʻo ia me iwakālua kālā gula, a maikaʻi kēlā. ʻOiai ʻike ʻia paha i ka waiwai i loaʻa iā lākou. ʻO ka pilikia ke ʻano o ka waiwai i loaʻa iā lākou. ʻO ka mea kālepa aʻu e ʻike ai hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai i nā ipu lepo mai nā ʻano he mau waiwai i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. Ma ke kumu kūʻai ʻoi aku paha ke kumu kūʻai o nā kumukūʻai he nui ʻelima paha. A i ʻole kanalima mau mea kūʻai aku. Hoʻohana ʻia ka gula e nā mea hanohano. Hāʻawi ʻia ke kālā i ka lawelawe a me nā mea kālepa. ʻAʻohe ala e hiki ai i kahi potera ke hāʻawi aku i nā waiwai i kēlā kumukūʻai, a i ʻole ʻo kekahi ma waho o kahi ʻohana aliʻi - ha, ʻae ua manaʻo ʻia btw - hiki iā ia ke uku i kēlā mau kumukūʻai. Ua pōloli ʻo ia a home ʻole no kēlā mea wale nō.

Ka Hopena:

Pono ʻoe e hoʻoponopono iā ia i hiki ai ke Kingdom Come Deliverance / GOT hiki ke loaʻa i kēia pāʻani - maikaʻi iki me kahi kuha a me ka polish - ʻaʻole i hōʻino ʻia e nā huhū o nā ʻōnaehana anal a me hope. Aia kahi mea maikaʻi e makemake ai e pili ana i kēia, ʻoiai wau e ʻae he nui loa nā kaikamahine i "thicc" no kaʻu ʻono. Eia hou, i kēlā mau manawa ʻaʻole maʻamau ka kiʻi voluptuous. Aia kekahi kumu i hoʻokani ʻia i Italia. Eia nō naʻe, he hoʻomaka maikaʻi ia, a me ke aloha a me ka palupalu o ka manawa - e hele wau i gehena no kēlā, maopopo iaʻu - he pāʻani pīhoihoi maoli nō paha ia. E like me kā Simba i ʻōlelo ai; ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke kali i ka lilo i mōʻī. Adios, Amigos. E hele wau e ʻike inā ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻaihue wale iaʻu i nā pua alakaʻi ʻino a Cupid ... Pēlā i kēia makahiki e loaʻa ana iaʻu ka laki maikaʻi loa.