Aloha a me ka manaolana hauʻoli Valentine nui a pau e nā mea pāʻani puʻuwai puʻuwai i waho. A i ʻole ma ka liʻiliʻi me ka lana o ka manaʻolana ma mua o kaʻu. ʻOiai e noho ana wau ma ʻaneʻi e kikokiko ana i kēia loiloi a e noʻonoʻo ana i kaʻu mau koho ola mehameha i kēia pō. Eia naʻe, i loko o ka wāwahi paha mākou? ʻO ke kamaʻilio ʻana e pili ana i ke kaikamahine ma ke kiʻi ma ke ʻano he ʻōlelo maʻamau hiki ke maʻalahi, maʻalahi. ʻAʻole wau e hoʻopiʻi. E neʻe a i kekahi mau mea inā he tropes moemoeā semi-mōʻaukala kāu mea, piʻi paha i luna, akā ʻo ia kahi moʻolelo ʻē aʻe.
mo'olelo:
I kēia manawa, maʻamau ʻaʻole wau e hoʻonele i kou manawa e loiloi ai i kahi pāʻani heʻuʻuku ia e nau, akā hāʻawi kēia pāʻani iaʻu e ʻōlelo i ka hiki. He moemoeā haʻahaʻa ka moʻolelo, a he ʻano politika paha ia. ʻO ka poʻe makemake ʻole ma ka liʻiliʻi o ka helu pono o ka heluhelu ʻana ʻoi aku paha ka maikaʻi e ʻike i kahi pāʻani kaumaha hou. Hoʻomaka ʻoe ma ke ʻano he naita lawelawe i kahi countess hou. ʻAʻole wau e inoa i nā inoa, akā ʻo kāna ʻano wehewehe ʻano maikaʻi loa me GOT a me THOT. Hana Spoiled kekahi, akā, ʻo wau ke digress.
I kēlā me kēia helu, ua make kāna kāne a ʻo ia ke ʻano kiʻekiʻe. No ka hoʻohenehene pīhoihoi - kahi e hoʻomaopopo ai ka mea pāʻani / mea heluhelu i nā helu ʻo lākou ke ʻano maoli a lākou e ʻike ʻole ai - hoʻomaka ʻoe e ʻike i kāna mau hana i ka hoʻomaka. ʻO ka mea āu e koho ai e hana e pili ana iā lākou, a inā ʻoe e noho i ka naita kūpaʻa hiki iā ʻoe ke koho e lilo i mea nāu loa ia. A loaʻa paha i kahi koho o nā koho, kaukaʻi ʻia i ke kaulike o kekahi mau kumu lālā. ʻO kahi laʻana aia kekahi ala e hoʻokaʻawale i ʻehā mau ala i kāu mau koho. Komo kēlā i loko o ka mīkini, no laila e mālama au no ia ma hope.
ʻO kāu pahuhopu ka hoʻokūlū, cajole a i ʻole hoʻokau paha i ka "ahem" kapu ʻole mai kekahi mau mana e hiki ke kūʻē i ka helu. ʻO wai ka mea pono no ke ana pono e lilo i kou hoahānau koko. ʻAʻole ia he maʻa mau ia manawa, akā ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole AS maʻamau e like me ka hōʻike ʻana o kekahi. I kēlā me kēia helu, he koho aloha paha ia, ʻaʻole au i ʻike i kēia manawa. E nui paha nā mea i ka hele ʻana i kēlā ala. Me ka hoʻopili ʻana i kāu mau moemoeā ponoʻī. A i ʻole ke kūpaʻa i kou ʻohana, ka mea nona kēlā ʻano ma ka liʻiliʻi o hoʻokahi hihia maoli.
Nā Mea Hana:
I kēia manawa, e like me ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻia ma luna nei aia kekahi lālā hana o ke koho i ka pehea e lawelawe ai i kekahi mau hanana. He mea liʻiliʻi ia, pilikia i koʻu manaʻo a naʻu e wehewehe i ke kumu. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hakakā, akā ʻo ka pāʻani liʻiliʻi e hana pēlā he mea pono ʻole a hoʻopaʻi paha no ka poʻe me nā ʻōnaehana lohi. Hiki paha iā ʻoe ke make inā koho hewa ʻoe. Hoʻokomo ʻia ʻoe i hoʻokahi mahele ʻenemi i kakahiaka nui ma ke ʻano he alo-alo e ʻae wau iā ia iho, ua maikaʻi.
ʻO ka pilikia o ke ala lālā e like me ka ʻōnaehana ʻimi i kēia manawa. ʻO ia kahi hihia hou e uhi koke wau. Aia kekahi lālā ʻaʻole pili i ka lāʻau, no laila e ʻōlelo akā hāʻawi wau i nā mea kākau no ka hoʻāʻo ʻana i ka realism. ʻO kēlā mea i hoʻāʻo nui ʻia ma kahi e pau ʻole ai ka manaʻo o ka ʻaukā lewdness. ʻAʻole i hoʻouna maʻalahi ʻia nā leka i kēlā manawa. ʻAʻole i hōʻino wale ʻia nā aliʻi. Ma waho aʻe, ʻaʻole e hoʻohuli i kāu holomua i kahi kauā wahine a wahine wahine moe paha. No kekahi o nā kumu maikaʻi.
ʻO ka hoʻokō ʻana i kēlā ʻano pā ma ke ʻano he mea maikaʻi ʻole i loko o kahi pāʻani pili i ka moekolohe ka hoʻopaʻi ʻole ʻia hoʻi. Pono ka haipule e pale aku i ka hopena. ʻAʻole lawe aku. Eia kekahi, he manaʻo paha kou no ka naita naita ʻAe, ua hoʻokau ʻia lākou e lawelawe akā pili pū kekahi me nā poʻe hanohano ma mua o ka ʻole. I nā manawa maoli, naita ke keikikāne mahiʻai ma ke ʻano koa ʻaʻole hiki ke piʻi aʻe ma luna o ke kūlana baronet. ʻAʻole hiki i ko lākou ʻohana ke hāʻawi ʻia i ka inoa. Pono lākou no ka mea lawelawe lākou. I kēia manawa e male i ka wahine hanohano, a i ʻole ke kāne a he iʻa ʻokoʻa iki kēlā. ʻO ia ke kumu e kala aku ai iā Jessica a me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo e hoʻomaka ʻoe e pili ana i kahi helu helu.
Pāʻani Pāʻani:
Aia kekahi mau koho i ke kamaʻilio hiki iā ʻoe ke hana a hoʻololi i ka papa o kāu huakaʻi. ʻAʻole wau i pāʻani i kahi mamao loa e like me kaʻu i huikau ai me ka nele o ka ʻike moekolohe a me ka wili e loaʻa ai. E ʻōlelo wau no kahi kauhale hoʻomaka e stingy me ke kōkua maikaʻi ʻole a hiki ke hoʻopaʻa ʻia. ʻO ka hana mua āu e hoʻonohonoho ai e hoʻomaka iā ʻoe i waho inā ʻaʻole wau i nalo hou ma mua o koʻu manaʻo. ʻO kēia kahi e pono ai e hoʻohou i ka loulou ʻimi. Serious. ʻAʻole lawa ka haʻi ʻana iaʻu i ka ʻimi ʻana. A i ʻole e kuhikuhi e hiki iaʻu ke kiʻi i kekahi mau hanana i ka pale pilina. Pono ʻoe e haʻi i nā mea pāʻani pehea e hiki ai ke hana. ʻOhi i kahi ʻāpala i hōʻino ʻia. Inā makemake ʻoe e uku ka poʻe i ka ʻike ʻaʻole lākou e ʻike pehea e loaʻa ai.
Kuhi ka pāʻani e hiki ke leverage ʻia ka lāʻau a i ʻole nā lako ʻē aʻe. I ke kaona ponoʻī, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike he ʻaʻohe pepa ka wili. Inā ʻo ia ka mea maʻalahi o ka honua e ʻōlelo aku i ka meia nāna e ʻumeʻume nei i kahi wīwī ʻaʻole ʻo ia kāna wahine - a ʻaʻole makemake ʻo ia inā ʻoe e kuhikuhi iā ʻoe ʻike e pili ana i kēlā me kēia ʻano - e ninini paha ʻoe i kāna mea huna. "Hihia o ka puʻuwai" A i ʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hāʻawi iā ia me nā mea e hāʻawi ai i ka pepa i ke kaona. ʻAʻohe pilina e pono ai. E like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai, aia paha kēia pāʻani i ka ulu mua ʻana. Ke hoʻomaopopo nei wau, akā makemake wau e hāʻawi i ka huhū me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo i kēia manawa.
Pāʻani Pāʻani Pāʻani '
Pehea e makemake ai i nā wahine e like me ʻoe e pono hou aʻe i kahi hinting, e like me ke kamaʻilio. ʻAʻole kahi pale pilina ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke komo i ka wā o ka ʻoiaʻiʻo. he mea makehewa ke hoʻouka hou ʻana i ka manawa pinepine e ʻike ai i ka pahu rubix ke nui a ʻōpio a i kekahi manawa makemake wale nā kitties e alualu. O kahi laʻana; ʻelua o nā koho ʻekolu e hiki iā ʻoe ke hana me ka haku wahine i ka wā e ʻike ai ʻoe ke pale nei ʻo ia i ka meia e hōʻino iā ʻoe i kāna pili. Hoʻokahi mea nui, hoʻokahi mea ʻōpio. Ma kēlā a me kēia ʻaoʻao, inā koho ʻoe e hele ma luna o ke kaikaina wahine ʻōpio a ʻoi aku ka makemake no kāna manawa me he hoa hele polū ʻoe.
I kēia manawa ke hele nei no ka merc pau i kahi huakaʻi iā ʻoe e kōkua paha i kou kaikuahine i kekahi lā a lilo ʻoe i mea hoʻāʻona ʻona me kēlā merc i ka hopena. Hiki iā ʻoe ke koho ʻaʻole, a i ʻole lawe i kāna hoki a i kāna "ahem" kitty. Hiki iā ʻoe ke koho e hoʻopau i loko ona. ʻAʻole maopopo inā e alakaʻi kēlā i nā wahi āpau akā inā hana ia e uku paha ʻoe iā ʻoe ma kekahi ʻano. ʻIke wale wau. I kēlā me kēia helu e ʻokiʻoki i kēia mea lōʻihi lōʻihi i nā wāwae, e like me koʻu makemake e hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i ke kūkā kamaʻilio no nā hakakā akā akā maikaʻi, pono ka loiloi i ka nui o ka holo. Pono nā pilina i nā hōʻailona a hōʻailona paha. ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo inā aia i neon a i ʻole “maʻalahi loa;” inā he mau ala lālā a me ka replayability e "paipai ikaika ʻia" a laila e hoʻomanaʻo he pāʻani makua kēia ma ka pūnaewele kahua makua.
ʻO ka manawa hope loa e hoʻohiki wau i nā kāne ... (Pāʻani Pāʻani Pāʻani 'hou)
ʻAʻole pono ia e poʻomanaʻo pouli e ʻike pehea e komo ai i nā pantaloons o kahi kaikamahine. ʻO Bloomers, knickers a i ʻole ka mea ʻē aʻe i hea ʻia ai lākou i kēlā manawa. ʻO Jeez, e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ka lōʻihi o ka lawe ʻia ʻana e hoʻopau i ka corset frigging. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻohui i nā ʻōlelo kōkua i ke kamaʻilio a laila e ʻae i ka mea pāʻani e mālama i ka wā. E like ma mua o kā lākou koho ʻana. Hana paha kekahi, ʻoiai ʻo nā reload he mea hoʻonāukiuki i kekahi manawa. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka hoʻomaka ʻana i hoʻokahi hola i hala a i ʻole mālama ma mua o ke komo ʻana i nā wahi a me ka manaʻolana ʻaʻole wau e holo i kahi kanaka i lōʻihi loa i ka manawa.
Ma ke ʻano he wikiwiki, ua borked ka hoʻokele waiwai. ʻO ka loa, inā ʻo kaʻoiaʻiʻo kāu mea ma aneʻi. ʻOiaʻiʻo. ʻOiaʻiʻo. Hoʻomaka ʻo ia me iwakālua kālā gula, a maikaʻi kēlā. ʻOiai ʻike ʻia paha i ka waiwai i loaʻa iā lākou. ʻO ka pilikia ke ʻano o ka waiwai i loaʻa iā lākou. ʻO ka mea kālepa aʻu e ʻike ai hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai i nā ipu lepo mai nā ʻano he mau waiwai i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. Ma ke kumu kūʻai ʻoi aku paha ke kumu kūʻai o nā kumukūʻai he nui ʻelima paha. A i ʻole kanalima mau mea kūʻai aku. Hoʻohana ʻia ka gula e nā mea hanohano. Hāʻawi ʻia ke kālā i ka lawelawe a me nā mea kālepa. ʻAʻohe ala e hiki ai i kahi potera ke hāʻawi aku i nā waiwai i kēlā kumukūʻai, a i ʻole ʻo kekahi ma waho o kahi ʻohana aliʻi - ha, ʻae ua manaʻo ʻia btw - hiki iā ia ke uku i kēlā mau kumukūʻai. Ua pōloli ʻo ia a home ʻole no kēlā mea wale nō.
Ka Hopena:
Pono ʻoe e hoʻoponopono iā ia i hiki ai ke Kingdom Come Deliverance / GOT hiki ke loaʻa i kēia pāʻani - maikaʻi iki me kahi kuha a me ka polish - ʻaʻole i hōʻino ʻia e nā huhū o nā ʻōnaehana anal a me hope. Aia kahi mea maikaʻi e makemake ai e pili ana i kēia, ʻoiai wau e ʻae he nui loa nā kaikamahine i "thicc" no kaʻu ʻono. Eia hou, i kēlā mau manawa ʻaʻole maʻamau ka kiʻi voluptuous. Aia kekahi kumu i hoʻokani ʻia i Italia. Eia nō naʻe, he hoʻomaka maikaʻi ia, a me ke aloha a me ka palupalu o ka manawa - e hele wau i gehena no kēlā, maopopo iaʻu - he pāʻani pīhoihoi maoli nō paha ia. E like me kā Simba i ʻōlelo ai; ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke kali i ka lilo i mōʻī. Adios, Amigos. E hele wau e ʻike inā ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻaihue wale iaʻu i nā pua alakaʻi ʻino a Cupid ... Pēlā i kēia makahiki e loaʻa ana iaʻu ka laki maikaʻi loa.
pāʻani me ka hiki no ka ʻoiaʻiʻo!
Hui! Dev ma aneʻi. Loaʻa wale kēia i ka!
Mahalo no ka loiloi 😉
Kuhi ʻoe i kekahi mau manaʻo maikaʻi, akā he manaʻo ʻokoʻa kaʻu e pili ana i nā pilikia o ke kamaʻilio kūkākūkā a me ka mālama ʻana ma mua o ka hoʻoholo ʻana i kēlā mau hoʻoholo: ʻO ke ʻano o ka pāʻani ma mua o nā VN. ʻAʻohe mālama e nānā i ke koho ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi; ʻAʻole ʻoe maopopo pehea e hana ai ka mea ʻē aʻe ... A hiki i kou ʻike no ka mea aia ʻoe ma ka papa ʻumikūmākahi. A e hoʻokani ʻia i nā playthrus ʻokoʻa e hoʻokō i nā pahuhopu ʻokoʻa loa; Nā lālā hihiu hihiu (ʻElua mau laʻana i ka pāʻani i kēia manawa e hōʻike hou aku i nā hopena);
A inā paha he kekeke wau i ka wā e kipaku ʻia ai ka MC ma ka ʻōlelo hala ʻole ʻana i ka mea kūpono ʻole, maʻamau ʻole kēlā mau koho he mea nui. Kaha maʻamau nā koho me nā hōʻailona maopopo, a me nā hoʻoholo koʻikoʻi (E like me ka hoʻomaka ʻana i kahi pilina a haki paha me kekahi) kikoʻī loa ia.
I kēia aʻa, ʻo ka hapalua o nā koho kūkā kamaʻilio ʻana i ka pāʻani wale nō ka hapanui no ke kūkulu ʻana i nā Cardinal Stats (ʻo 90% o ka manawa e hōʻike iā ʻoe i ka hōʻailona i ka mea e hiki mai ana). ʻOiai i loko o kāna 7 mau hola o ka pāʻani, ʻaʻole pili kēia manawa, no nā kumu ʻelua:
1. ʻAkahi ka hoʻomaka o ka moʻolelo nui / ʻaʻole i loaʻa nā kaikamahine nui no ke aloha.
2. ʻAʻole i manaʻo ʻia ka pāʻani e hoʻokuʻu ʻia i nā ʻāpana, akā kuhikuhi pololei i ka Steam ma kahi kikoʻī. Akā ma hope o 10 mau mahina o ka hana ua ʻike wau ʻaʻole hiki ke hana i ka lālā o ka pāʻani (me ka ʻole o ka haʻihaʻi haki) me ka ʻole o nā haneli beta hōʻike, no laila ua hele wau i ka mālamalama.
ʻO ia hoʻi ʻoiai wau e hoʻopau nei i ka Mokuna 2, e hoʻoponopono hou wau i nā mea he nui e pili ana i ka hana ʻana o ka pāʻani i mea e hoʻomaʻamaʻa ai ia i nā hoʻokuʻu manawa, no laila, he kumu maikaʻi kēlā no ka nui o nā ukiuki liʻiliʻi i loaʻa i kahi mea pāʻani.
Ua hauʻoli wau i ka heluhelu nui ʻana i kāu kuanaʻike pehea ʻoe e ʻike ai i ke kūlana o ka pāʻani i kēia manawa, mahalo a mālama i kāu hana maikaʻi.
Maopopo iaʻu kēlā, a e ʻōlelo wau ua hana ʻoe i kahi hana kupaianaha loa me kāu hana. ʻAʻole wau e kikeke i kāu hana e like me ka lana o ka manaʻo e hoʻomaikaʻi. Inā ʻaʻole koʻikoʻi nā koho, he maikaʻi ia, akā manaʻo wau ma ke ʻano he kanaka e pāʻani nui ʻole e ʻike i nā lālā e hiki ke hana inā ʻaʻole maopopo i kahi Dev kekahi mau koho pōʻaiapili. e like me ke ala e hiki ai ke lawe ʻia no ke ala ʻo Piety, a me Ambition a me nā wahi ʻē aʻe - ʻoiai inā ua paʻa ia i kahi ʻāpana aʻo e hopohopo ʻole paha ka hapanui i ka heluhelu ʻana - e alakaʻi ia i kēlā mau "playthroughs he ʻumikūmākahi." A ʻoi aku. ʻOi loa paha ka huhū nui aʻe ma mua o kou manaʻo. Kuhi ʻia kahi manaʻo e hōʻailona i ka hana a nā vases ʻokoʻa a me nā mea nui kūpono - e like me ka manaʻo o ka vas pagan he ala akamai e hoʻopuni i nā lula ʻo Paetron a hiki i ka hele ʻana o ka ʻānai. . E kuhikuhi aku hoʻi wau ʻaʻohe waiwai o ka hapa nui e kūʻai ai i kahi lio a huakaʻi paha i kahi mamao, no laila, ʻo ka lewdness stat (i ka nānā ʻana he pāʻani mākua kēia a ʻo ka moekolohe kekahi o nā mea nui e pāʻani ai pono ʻole e maikaʻi ʻole. Inā makemake kāu MC i kahi harem a hele i kekahi ala ʻoiai e ʻoluʻolu ana i ka hapa nui o nā kaikamahine a lākou e kia ai, pono nō ia. Hāʻawi ʻia lākou i kahi mamao loa, a me ke kumu o ka hele pinepine ʻana e kiaʻi a me nā mea ʻē aʻe Hiki paha i kahi ʻano o kēia manawa, akā ke kau nei wau i kahi manaʻo wale nō. Lana koʻu manaʻo iā ʻoe i ka ʻoi o kou holomua.