Intro:

Aloha ʻoe iaʻu, aloha ʻoe iaʻu; Aloha ʻoe iaʻu, Aloha ʻoe iaʻu ... i kēia manawa, a pehu wau? oO (ʻAe ʻaʻole pēlā e hele a ʻike wau iā ia) akā ʻino inā ʻaʻole ʻoiaʻiʻo ia ma aneʻi. E pāʻani i ka pāʻani no ʻelima kekona, a mai haʻalele wale i ka intro a ʻike ʻoe i kaʻu e ʻōlelo nei. ʻO ka maʻamau ʻaʻole wau e wili i nā pāʻani hou, akā he mau iwi kaʻu e koho ai me kēia. ʻAʻole lākou a pau kokoke i ka nui e like me kāna e paʻa ai ... Eia nō naʻe * ahem ”Mai hoʻokaʻawale i nā lauoho, he nui loa kaʻu e kāhili ai. Ma luna o ka hōʻike poʻe, ʻo ia ka mea a mākou a pau ma aneʻi. Pololei anei au?

mo'olelo:

ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo he wahi hoihoi kā kēia. Hiki ke hoʻonāukiuki ʻia nā moʻolelo Post-Apocalyptic. ʻOiai ua hana ʻia lākou i ka make. ʻO ia ka reincarnation no. Ua ala ʻoe i kahi hui me nary a clue i nā mea āpau. Ma kahi o ʻumikūmāwalu ou makahiki. Ua like ʻoe me ko Bruce Banner lā maikaʻi loa ma ka hale hoʻoikaika kino, a ʻo kēlā me kēia kaikamahine e like me ka ʻōlelo a ka luna hoʻomalu, makemake i kahi māwae i kou iwi i haʻi ʻia aʻe nei. Mai noʻonoʻo i ka deragona maikaʻi ʻole, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kēia mea ma mua o ka lio-moa wale ʻia. Hiki i ka Hyperbole ke lilo i wahi o kahi pahi kahi ʻoi loa keu inā hoʻonui ʻia. A laila hele i waho o ka parody, a hala loa i kekahi manaʻo no ka hoʻomākeʻaka.

ʻAʻohe ou mākau. ʻO ka ikaika nui a me kahi nui - e like me ka pilikua maoli mai D & D nui, a ʻo ia wale nō. Nui nā māhele āu e ʻike ai i ka jack. Loaʻa ʻoe i kēlā me kēia trope i uhi ʻia ma lalo o ka lā no nā kaikamahine e alualu ai, akā ʻo ke kiʻi ʻana iā lākou i loko o ka Harem āu e manaʻo ai e kūkulu ʻo ia wale nō kahi o kēia pāʻani i hoʻokani ʻole ʻia no ka ʻakaʻaka i ka hopena. Serious. ʻAʻole leʻaleʻa.

ʻAʻole ia he nui o ka nui hoʻonui. Heluhelu i ka lepe kiʻi; ʻO ʻoe kēlā ... A Lot. Laki maikaʻi

Hoʻonui ʻia ka moʻolelo: (E like me kāna moa)

ʻAʻole. ʻAʻole e hoʻokuʻu i kēlā. ʻEkolu a ʻehā paha mau pāʻani e hiki ai iaʻu ke haʻi aku ua ʻike wau ma ka pūnaewele me nā kūlike kino BS. ʻO nā mākala aʻu e ʻae ai, i kekahi manawa, ʻekemu. ʻO nā lepe balloon, a me nā ʻūhā Conan ma nā wahine, hiki iaʻu ke haʻalele maikaʻi i ka ʻume. Eia kekahi, ʻo wai ka manaʻo ʻōlinolino e hoʻolilo iā Ivanka i puana i She-Hulk? Iesu. ʻAʻole pono he kaua i hiki ʻole i ka MC ke lanakila. He pāʻani wahine ia; ʻaʻole ʻuhane pouli.

I kēlā manawa, nā hōkū koko a me nā kaha, hoʻoponopono i kāu hoʻokele waiwai. ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo inā he sniper kā x hui a he moa keke kekahika hoʻi he mau pana akamai ʻelua - mai hoʻolilo iā lākou i ka hapalua o ka ʻoki kālā i loaʻa ke loaʻa ka HUAHI aʻu i ʻike ai i ka pāʻani i kēlā me kēia lā he $ 20. A i ʻole, inā e loaʻa ana iā ʻoe nā loaʻa lapuwale henehene; hana ia no laila ʻAʻohe manawa palena. I NĀ MEA ĀPAU. ʻO nā malihini ka mea mua aʻu e hoʻopau loa ai, a i ʻole e hana hou wau iā lākou. ʻAʻole pono kahi pāʻani koke ma kahi o ka manawa manawa liʻiliʻi loa e mālama ai nā mea pāʻani, a inā makemake ʻoe e hele no ka hoʻomākeʻaka hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i ke kaikamahine malihini i ka harem.

E hoʻolilo iā lākou i kumu kālā kūpono. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i kēlā. E loaʻa iā lākou nāʻu no nā daimana, ʻaʻohe o lākou manaʻo e pili ana i nā daimana. Inā makemake ʻoe e pono ka mea pāʻani e hana no ke kālā - he $ 50 kēlā me kēia mea a pono ʻoe e kūʻai aku iā lākou i ka mea kālepa kāne kāne. Pilikia paʻa.

ʻAno Moʻolelo:

Aia kekahi pilikia me kekahi o nā kaikamahine. Ma ka laulā, ʻoiai hiki iā ʻoe ke koho i nā mea āu e makemake ai e alualu mai ka hoʻomaka loa. E hele ma hope o kēlā kaikamahine a kūkulu iā lākou. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe, akā ʻo ke kākau ʻana e like me he mea maʻalahi ia. ʻAʻohe mea e kūkulu i nā puʻuwai me ka hapalua o nā kaikamahine i kēia manawa. Ma ka liʻiliʻi. ʻO ka mea me he mea lā he hoihoi nui kāna iā ʻoe, a koi i kahi kuleana paʻa ma waho o ka ʻōpeʻapeʻa ʻoiai ua loaʻa ʻo ia iā ʻoe, ʻaʻole nō ia e hui pū me kāu wahine inā aia kekahi kaikamahine ma laila. Aia ʻo ia ma ka papa inoa o nā mea hiki ʻole ke ʻimi wale ʻia (ʻike wau, ʻaʻole ia he huaʻōlelo. Purr, hoʻopiʻi iaʻu)

He pahele ia e pili ana i ka mea liʻiliʻi loa i hiki iā ʻoe ke komo i loko o ka harem; e hoʻonele ʻoe i nā lā ke lele ʻoe i loko. No ka mea ʻaʻole hiki ke skippable ka ʻāpana malihini i ʻōlelo ʻia. Koi lākou i kahi moekolohe i hoʻouka ʻia i kēlā me kēia pule. I mea e loaʻa ai ka moekolohe, pono kahi kaikamahine i kāu harem. He palena manawa kūpono ʻole ia e hoʻokau ai i kahi pāʻani. E hōʻalo loa i kēlā wahi i ka moʻolelo nui, a ma laila ma kahi ʻakaʻaka ʻē aʻe. ʻO kahi hua manu easter e like me ka mea i manaʻo ʻia. ʻO ia wale nō ma laila e huhū ai i ka poʻe hoʻolohe, a ʻaʻole ia e lanakila iā ʻoe i kekahi mau helu i ka loaʻa ʻana o ka poʻe e hoʻohiki kālā.

Moʻolelo - Last Harp:

ʻO ka luna koa, a me kekahi mau kaikamahine ʻē aʻe ʻē aʻe i nā ʻāpana i hoʻonui ʻia, he uʻi maoli. Ma kekahi ʻano. E lilo i pilikino, mana a i ʻole makaukau paha. Inā ʻaʻole hōʻike ʻia. ʻO ia, ua male ka luna. ʻAʻoleʻo ia e moekolohe ma muli o ka hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i ka beta vs alpha kāne. He alpha kāu hoki, no laila loaʻa iā ʻoe ka wahine āpau. Eia hou, pono e ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi e hiki i kēlā manawa, a ʻoluʻolu ... no ke aloha o nā akua a me nā aliʻi ʻē aʻe āu e hoʻomana ai i nā keiki bastards e hōʻino paha ʻoe me nā hiʻohiʻona moe uhane. Inā makemake kekahi o mākou e nānā i kahi wank i ka ʻauʻau, a i kahi moe a he aha paha ʻoe, hiki iā mākou ke hele e hana iā mākou iho.

ʻO kēia kahi hiʻohiʻona o ka Shower Fantasy i ʻōlelo ʻia ... a hiki i kēia manawa ʻaʻole wau i kiʻi i kekahi kaikamahine akā ʻo Zara i loko o ka “Harem” ʻaʻole i kapa pono ʻia ʻo Harem ʻoiai ʻo ia ka helu ʻoi loa.

ʻO ke kiko i kēia mau pāʻani āpau - maʻalahi kēia mau pāʻani āpau. Fantasy. Ka mana a i ʻole ka hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻana o ia mea, ʻaʻole kū ʻole. ʻIke wau naʻu ia, a ke manaʻo nei wau ma ke kani inā ʻaʻole ʻōlelo kūleʻa i kekahi mau pou e maopopo ia i kaʻu poʻe hoʻolohe pū kekahi. ʻO Lena, a me kēlā me kēia kaikamahine e pono e hui pū me ka MC harem. ʻAʻohe moe wahine BS, ʻaʻohe mea pāpā moa. Inā he "alpha" ʻo MC e mālama ʻoe iā ia pēlā. ʻO kēia ka apocalypse a ʻo kēlā me kēia kanaka akamai i ka mea nui e lilo i mua o ke ola o ka lāhui ma mua o nā ʻano politika.

ʻO Fuck inā mākou mai nā ʻāpana ʻokoʻa a ʻaʻole. He hiʻohiʻona hoihoi ia, akā ʻaʻole ia e hōʻole i koʻu hiki ke alualu i kekahi o nā wahine. Aia a hui pū i ke kaikamahine she-hulk hoʻohenehene o ka toupee o kēia manawa no ka pelekikena (ʻo wau ʻo Kanada; ʻaʻohe oʻu lio i kēlā heihei, ʻae wau akā inā wau e hana he pouli ia)

Nā Mea Hana:

Aia kekahi. ʻO kekahi he ʻōnaehana puʻuwai no ke kuko o ke kaikamahine. Pālahalaha ka pāʻani ma kahi o ʻehā mau helu helu no MC e hiki ai ke hoʻomaikaʻi. Maʻalahi paha ka ikaika. Pipi hakakā; ʻo ka hakakā a me ka mīkini. No ke ola o aʻu ʻaʻole i wehewehe kekahi i kahi a pehea wau e hāpai ai i kēlā. A i ʻole ka maikaʻi e hana ai. E paipai wau iā ia i kahi ala ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi e loaʻa kālā hou ai ma hope kūkulu, ma hope o kā lākou hana ʻana i nā kink. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hana ma ke ʻano he ala e kūkulu ai i kēlā mau puʻuwai e nalo nei me nā kaikamahine i pale ʻia. A i ʻole he mea e hoʻokaʻawale ai i waena o ka poʻe makemake e pāʻani i ka alpha "akamai", kūʻē i ka berserker build.

ʻO ka ʻōnaehana pūʻulu e like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai he hoihoi, akā ʻaʻole i holo maikaʻi loa. ʻAʻohe ala e ʻike maoli ai i kēia manawa inā pili ʻana me hoʻokahi laka iā ʻoe ma waho o nā kaikamahine i pili me ka mea i kūʻē ʻia. ʻO lākou a pau, i kekahi mea. ʻO Frankly kekahi o nā kī o kēlā me kēia Harem alakaʻi maikaʻi ke hana maikaʻi nei i nā mea kūʻē, no ka mea makemake ʻo ia iā lākou. E pepehi pololei paha kekahi i kekahi me ka ʻole o kāna hana pinepine ʻana ʻole. Hana i kēlā. E holo pono ia, e like me kā Ivanka mau pilina pili kālā ʻohana kaumaha paha; Ua hiki iā MC ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa i ko Lena manaʻo pragmatic o ka hoʻomau i ka haʻaheo i hiki i Deep State ke "hoʻohana" iā Ivanka no kāna kālā ma kahi.

Hiki iā ʻoe ke pāʻani i ka ʻike o Lena ma ka ʻōlelo ʻana ua manaʻo ʻo ia makemake wale ʻo ia e pāʻani me ka muscled-up pop tart i ka pō. E lilo ia i mea nona e loaʻa ai ka puʻuwai, a i ʻole hoʻopukapuka ai i ka moekolohe piha pū me Lena, a lawe iā ia i loko o ka wahine ponoʻī - ma ke kuhikuhi ʻana he lili ʻo ia ma ke ʻano hoʻohenehene. He ʻumikūmāwalu ona makahiki. ʻAʻole pono ʻo ia e lilo i poʻo poʻo.

ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻo Alexa pū kekahi. No ke aha mai?!? ʻAʻole kēlā kona inoa; pono paha ia no ka snarky e loaʻa ai iā ia, a me ka manawa pinepine ʻole ʻo ia e kōkua iā ʻoe e hana i kāu makemake maoli.

Hoʻolaha ʻia nā Mekanika ma luna:

ʻOiai mākou ma laila. ʻAʻole pono e loaʻa nā ʻāpana “hei” a i ʻole “hoʻolilo manawa” ma ka palapala ʻāina. Aia kahi kuhi i ka moʻolelo e hiki ke lawelawe maikaʻi ʻia, e ʻōlelo mākou no ka diplomacy. ʻAʻohe āu koho akā "ikaika ikaika" i kou ala i loko. Loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi palena manawa ʻekolu lā e aʻo ai i kahi ʻikepili ʻoiaʻiʻo, inā ʻoi aku ka hāmama o ka palapala ʻāina mai ka hoʻomaka, ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hele ma laila e kiʻi. A eia paha ka mea; 'ōlelo pololei ia i loko o nā pale (hoʻopunipuni iā ​​ia) * He lauoho ʻo ia. ʻOiai he ʻumikūmāwalu wale nō ona makahiki, a paʻa loa e like me ka ninini ʻana i ka makuahine-fucker (ʻoi aku ka nui ma mua o ka mea paha) ʻaʻole pono e manaʻo ʻia ʻoi aku kona akamai. A iʻoi aku ka maʻalea hoʻi.

Ua loaʻa ʻo ia ma ke ʻano he kiu, ʻaʻole mākou i makahiki nona, akā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻoi aku ma mua o ʻekolu mau makahiki ma mua o MC. ʻO ke kuhi, ʻoiai ke pale wale iā Paetron - kahi aʻu e maopopo ʻole ai ma ke ala - pono he koho ʻelua a ʻelua paha e loaʻa i kēlā hopena like. E ʻōlelo wale ʻoe ʻaʻole e lilo ka hanana i nā ʻono a kēlā me kēia kanaka a waiho iā ia.

Mekanika - Kelepona Hope:

E pili ana i ka ʻike maoli o nā kau palapala ʻāina, aia ma kahi o ʻekolu mau laina, a ʻaʻole maopopo leʻa ke wehe aʻe kekahi o lākou. ʻElua wale nō e hāʻawi nei i kahi koho maoli no ka moni, akā ua hala wau i luna ma luna. Hoʻokahi kahi kiʻi kīnā ʻole he 8-10 mau manaʻo huna hūnā. Laka ʻia kekahi mau mea i nā ʻaoʻao. Ma ka mea holoʻokoʻa, inā ʻoe e nīnau iaʻu, pono e hāpai i nā helu helu e 1 pākēneka i kēlā me kēia mau manawa ʻelua āu e kipa aku ai i ke kaikamahine i koi ʻia, a pono e kau inoa ʻia kēlā me kēia stat i kahi wahi: e kipa aku i ke kaikamahine e kiʻi x stat. ʻO ka loaʻa kālā, ke aloha, a me ke kālā ka mea nui e hopohopo ai o ka pāʻani.

ʻIke paha ia i kahi mea hoʻololi i kahi hale pule e pili ana i ke aloha manuahi a me ka moekolohe? A i ʻole makemake paha iā ia makemake i kēlā mea i loko ona. A i ʻole manaʻo ʻo ia i nā mea āpau, e kūpono? ʻO ka wahine palekiko, e hoʻopakele ... dun dun dun d-Ahhh ... e ke akua, no ke aha?!? o. ʻ

Ma kēia manawa ka pāʻani kūpono ma ka palena manawa, a me ka mea nui he aha kaʻu e hana ai i kēia manawa / pehea kaʻu e hana ai x? pilikia nā pāʻani. He mea kōkua nō ia e hana i ka pā no nā helu helu o MC a me ka ʻaoʻao e hōʻike maʻalahi ana i nā bios kaikamahine. ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo inā lawe ka palaka i ka hapalua kenetimika o kaʻu pakuhi i nā manawa āpau. Hoʻokahi ma ka ʻaoʻao luna e like me ia, a ʻo kekahi paha ma kauwahi o ka piko waena. Hiki ke kiʻi ʻia iā lākou. He mea ʻole.

E maʻalahi hoʻi ka kuko e loaʻa me kēlā me kēia kaikamahine, a ʻaʻole loa wau e koho ma waena o ka hāpai ʻana i ke kuko o ke kaikamahine a i ʻole ka loaʻa ʻana me kahi ʻāpana. Hana i nā mea ʻelua. ʻOi loa inā ʻōlelo ikaika nā kaikamahine i kēlā ʻāpana. Hoʻoponopono iā Bella. No ke akua. ʻAʻohe wahi i loko o kahi kaikamahine e ʻike i ke kaiāulu e pili ana i ka hōʻole ʻana e hui pū me kahi kaikamahine me ka ʻoi aku o ke kaikamahine i hōʻino ʻia

Serious, ʻē aʻe ma mua o ka helehelena, ʻo ke kaikamahine hea ke nānā aku iā ʻoe? E ʻōlelo paha wau ua nui iki ka umauma o kekahi. ʻAʻole hewa loa, he lauoho wale nō.

Ka Hopena:

I nā mea āpau, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻopilikia iki ʻia e ka hoʻomākeʻaka / hoʻomāhū nui ʻia a me ka palaha politika ʻana e ʻoi aku ma mua o nā hua waina ʻawaʻawa i kēia makahiki e hele nei, e hele a hāʻawi i ka pāʻani i kī. Loaʻa kahi manaʻo maikaʻi. Ke manaʻo nei paha wau e pili ana i ka hoʻokō a ʻaʻole paha. I ka hopena o ka lā, hiki iā ʻoe ke aloha iā ia a inaina iā ia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke kono iā ia i kahi flambe pilikino a lōʻihi loa hoʻi. Lawe wale paha ʻoe i ke kani e hoʻopakele i ka honua; akā ʻike ka poʻe āpau ʻaʻole ʻoe e pepehi i kēlā kapeta kiʻekiʻe a hoʻohiki ʻo ia ʻaʻole kahi mea lawelawe. Hiki i kēia pāʻani ke hoʻokau iā ʻoe ma ka hihiu, e nā kānaka ... akā i kēia manawa, ʻaʻole i nā manawa a pau i kahi ala maikaʻi. Noho hau inā hiki. A ʻo kāu nō, e lele wau i loko o kahi loko. Inā paha he radioactive, e mākaukau wau no kahi "Hulk Smash" iki iaʻu iho; )