Intro:

Ua haʻo ʻoe iaʻu e Gamers? Gamer-ettes? No ke aha e like ai kēlā me he momokuahi hou? Auē ... hoʻi wau; ua noi paha ʻoe no ia ʻaʻole paha. No laila, ko mākou koa; ko mākou meʻe… ʻaʻohe puʻuwai o ka koa. ʻAʻole koe inā aia i loko o kahi hue ma kekahi pākaukau ma kahi. Malia paha ua nick ia mai ka dragon dragon hope loa? E wehewehe ia BS DLC, akā ma mua o ka paʻakai, e luʻu i loko o kēia turgid mess, ʻo mākou?

mo'olelo:

No laila no kēia mea aia kekahi mīkini hana maoli i hiki ai iaʻu ke komo i loko o kēlā mau hana maikaʻi. E uhi au i kēlā ʻāina ma hope. ʻOi aku ka ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka ninini ʻaila nui e kū pono i waho o ka pahu. ʻO kēia mea he kohola kohola e hopu i kēia manawa, no laila e paʻa i kāu ... pāpale. He aha; ʻaʻole he gehena o ka nui o ka ʻōlelo ʻana i kēlā mea. Hele mākou i laila. Mai hopohopo. Lōʻihi paha kēia, akā e akahai au. A inā ʻoe e manaʻoʻiʻo i kēlā… Anyhoo, ʻo ka mua: he aha ʻoe? ʻAʻole? Hoʻomaka ʻoe ma ke ʻano he keikikāne, ka mea i hoʻokaʻawale ʻia mai nā mākua i hōʻike ʻia ma hope ʻaʻole e lilo i koko i ka wā o ka siege e "luku" i kou kauhale. ʻO ke kik, ʻoe he amnesiac, ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻomanaʻo iki i ka mea i hana ʻia. Koe no ka pahū nui maoli. He ʻumi mau manaʻo i kū ma ke kikowaena.

Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻoe e pono i ʻeiwa e helu. Kame hammy- Ha! ʻAʻole ... ʻoiaʻiʻo, hele ʻoe i super Saiyan ke makemake ka moʻolelo iā ʻoe. A i ʻole pena ka dev i kāu hoki hauʻoli i kahi kihi a huki i ke kapeta e hoʻopakele iā ʻoe. Aia kekahi insinuation e nā kiʻi i hiki iā ʻoe ke lilo i haku diabolō mana. Hoʻokipa ʻia ʻoe e kahi akua wahine. No laila ka inoa o ka pāʻani, a ʻaʻole ʻo ia pololei kahi haʻi moʻolelo i hilinaʻi nui ʻia e haʻalele iā ʻoe no nā pane. Hele ʻoia i kēlā. ʻOiai ʻaʻole ʻoe maopopo inā he moeʻuhane wale nō ia, no laila kudos.

ʻO Eponymous Rex akua wahine ... ʻo wai ka mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi inā kū ʻo ia i ka hoʻowahāwahā ʻana me ke poʻo o MC. Maikaʻi ʻo ia i ka moena; inā he keikikāne maikaʻi ʻoe e kūkulu i kēlā. ; )

Hoʻomau ʻia ka moʻolelo:

E hele ʻoe i ke kula mage i ke ʻano kaila Skyrim. ʻEkolu ala e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke koho no ke ʻano pilikino; akā aia kahi pilikia e ʻimi nui ai wau Nā Hana. E hoʻomanawanui. Hiki iā ʻoe ke koho i nā kula kilokilo āu e makemake ai e nānā, a aia kahi ʻōnaehana hakakā. Lawe wau i kēia no ka mea nui i ka moʻolelo i ka nui. Hiki iā ia a kōkua iā ʻoe e lanakila i ke aloha ma ka papa inoa liʻiliʻi loa o nā kaikamahine āu e hiki ai ke hui - a ʻO ka MEA wale nō e moe ai. Ma kēia manawa ua hālāwai wau ma kahi o ʻelua a ʻoi paha mau ʻaoʻao ma mua o ka papa inoa o nā kaikamahine i loko o ka pāʻani. Ua pāʻani wau a hiki i ka hopena o kēia manawa a ua hele i loko o nā mana ʻē aʻe. He kumu maikaʻi ia e hoʻomaka ai, akā ʻo GOD DAMN ka moʻolelo i māhele ʻia. ʻAʻole wau manaʻo ma kahi maikaʻi, hoʻokaʻawale i nā ala ʻano ʻano.

ʻO ʻoe ma ke ʻano he mea pāʻani ʻole kahi clue a ka Dev e makemake ai e hana. Me he mea lā ʻoi aku ka nui o ka mea kākau kākau ʻo Hana i ka hoʻokomo iā ʻoe iho, ʻoiai e loaʻa iā ʻoe ke koho e noʻonoʻo e haki iā ia no nā helu karma maikaʻi ʻole. No laila hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokauwā kanaka. Hele ʻoe. ʻO nā mea āu e hana ai e mākaukau e hōʻino paha i kou ʻuhane iho, no ka mea ʻoliʻoli i ka mea makemake i ka ʻono BDSM, ʻeā? ʻAʻole pili ia i ka haki. Hiki iā ʻoe ke lilo i Dom a me ka ʻole o kēlā BS. He koho playthrough pouli maikaʻi e hoʻopili; akā eia ka mea ʻōpuʻu: pono e hana wale ʻia me kahi playthrough DARK.

ʻAʻole kūlike. ʻAʻole Hero. A i ʻole, no ke aha e hoʻokomo ai i nā ala ʻekolu inā ʻoe e alahao i ke kaila potato-poʻo protagonist, i loko o ka mea āu e makemake ai? Akā hele hewa au ... Ke lele nei wau i mua. ʻAʻole koʻu hewa ʻo wau kekahi o nā mea akamai loa i kaʻu papa. Hoʻoholo ʻia ʻo MC, ʻaʻole. Inā ʻoe e haʻohaʻo ana. Kahi a mākou i ʻike ʻole ai i ke ʻano nui o ka 'astronomically dense akā puʻuwai maikaʻi' ma mua.

No ke aha e manaʻo ʻole ʻia AI KEIA “Maikaʻi Ke Aloha & Pule?” o. ʻ

ʻAno Moʻolelo:

Ma kēia manawa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke naʻau me ka hapa nui o nā kaikamahine. ʻO Mida wale nō kahi ʻōnaehana ʻoi aku ka nui a pono maoli lākou e hana ma kēlā. Eia hou, ua nakinaki ʻia i loko o ka moʻolelo, akā hāʻawi ʻia ka bug iaʻu e pili ana i ka mīkini. No ka moʻolelo, hāʻawi ka pāʻani iā ​​ʻoe i ipo aloha ʻole āu e koho ai, a na mākou e ʻohi inā e hoʻomake iā ia ʻaʻole paha. E hoʻopukapuka, ʻaʻole paha. Eia nō naʻe, ua ʻino wau e like me kaʻu i aloha ai, ai ka wā i hiki ai i kahi ʻaoʻao hou i ka moʻolelo; lele wale ʻo ia a haʻalele i nā buggers. Me ka hāʻawi ʻole iā ʻoe i ka manawa e wehewehe ai i nā kūlana. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ʻo Dev. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu. Ma kēlā kumuhana, ʻike ʻole ʻoe iā ia. ʻOi aku ka nānā nui o ka pāʻani i ka politika, a me kekahi pāʻani BS daimonio.

ʻOiai ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike inā he daimonio ʻoe iā ʻoe iho, a manaʻo ʻia ia ma kahi manawa he uber badass ala Reven ʻoe, ʻaʻohe ou kuleana i ka kūkulu ʻana. Hoʻopiʻi hou ia ʻaʻole ʻike pono i ka mea o ka protagonist; a he aha kāna kūlana a hiki paha (hou nā mechanics) ma mua o koʻu hopohopo e pili ana i kahi āu e makemake ai e hele me ka moʻolelo. ʻAʻole nō wau e hopohopo e pili ana i kaʻu hana alualu ʻana i nā kaikamahine. Pono e akāka inā kekahi o lākou i hoʻopili ʻia i kekahi mau pilikino. ʻO ka mea maikaʻi āpau, a kūpono kūpono no ka nui o kāu. E hoʻohui e hana hou i ka waiwai i kēlā ala.

ʻLelo ʻia iā ʻoe i kekahi manawa hiki ke hui pū i ka pae o ka Elite; a i ʻole lilo i Archmage - ua lilo wau i ka pāʻani pāʻani āpau e hoʻāʻo ana e loaʻa nā helu lawa e iwi iā ia, a ua loaʻa hou me Katriona.

Oh pēpē, makemake ʻoe iaʻu? ʻĀ, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokau manuahi i kāna hulina ʻūhā ma aneʻi. : / ʻO ke koena ka uku āpau, a pule i kou wā e hele ai. ʻOi loa aku ke alakaʻi i…

Nā Mea Hana:

E ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka moʻolelo inā ʻiʻo ʻoe i ka mea āu e makemake ai. Hoʻopaʻa mua i ke ala ala. E hoʻolālā i ka hopena. A i ʻole nā ​​mea ʻokoʻa. Koho i nā kūlohelohe no nā kula a kaulike lākou. E hakakā ʻo BS me ka ʻai nui; ʻaʻole paʻakikī, he pilikua nui wale ia iā ʻoe i ka hapa nui o nā mea pāʻani. Lawe ʻoe i ka kaohi e lawe iā Super Saiyan a ua hala ka iwakālua mau hits "huhū" e hoʻopau i ka mea ʻumeʻume. Kāhea iā ia he spoiler ʻaʻohe oʻu manaʻo. ʻO ia, a pono kēlā shit i kahi kaulike hou. Inā he ʻumi mau haʻuki āu e pono ai e hana HARD e loaʻa ma ke ala, e hana i nā hōʻino wale aku ma mua o kāu mau papa pae pae, ke hoʻopau nei ʻoe iā ia. ʻAʻole kēlā holomua. ʻAʻole kaulike kūpono ia.

ʻOiai me nā mākau māka i loaʻa i loaʻa iaʻu ma ka liʻiliʻi he ʻumikūmālima mau hits e lawe i lalo i ka uku nui e ʻupena iā ʻolua SP ma ka hopena o ke kaua hoʻomaʻamaʻa. He pilikia kēlā. ʻOi loa inā kuhi ʻia kēia asshole MC ka SPECIAL. Eia kekahi, i kēia manawa ua pelvic wau me Kat, pono ʻo ia e ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi o ka Tsundere. Pono lākou e palupalu. ʻOi loa me kā lākou ipo. ʻOiai ua pili pū ʻo ia me ka archmage a ʻike ʻoe iā ia, ʻaʻole pono iā ia e huhū iā ʻoe no ka mea ke hele mai ia ke ʻike ʻo ia iā ʻoe ʻo kēlā keiki ua kōkua ʻo ia e mālama. ʻAʻole kēlā ka holomua. ʻAʻole paha ʻo Mida, a ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo nō, ʻo ka huki nui āna i loaʻa ai ka moemoeā hoʻokahi kahi āu keiki. ʻAʻole hiki kēlā inā inā flippin ʻo ia ma hea.

Manaʻo Kōkua:

Eia hou, e lawe mai i nā helu no nā ala āpau. ʻO ka maikaʻi, ka maikaʻi a me nā keiki maikaʻi ʻole a maikaʻi ʻole. E wehewehe pehea ʻoe e makemake ai e hoʻopau i nā mea. Lawe mai laila mai. E hoʻohaʻahaʻa i ka papa inoa o nā kaikamahine e hoʻopili wale i nā mea hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa ma ke ala āu i koho ai. ʻAʻohe manaʻo e hoʻopakele; e kāhea wale iā ia ʻo ke playthrough "maikaʻi" inā loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi Karma ma ʻō aku e like paha + a i ʻole - 5. Hāʻawi kēlā iā ʻoe ma kahi o ka laulā he ʻumi ma ke ʻano a he ala Neʻe. E hoʻoholo inā lilo ia i akua, he aha nā kūlana i hiki ke kiʻi ʻia.

Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke koho e pāʻani maikaʻi a lilo i akua e iwi i nā "ʻānela" āpau. noho kūlohelohe a kūleʻa i ke koleke ma ke ʻano Archmage me kahi Harem piha, a i ʻole ka lula me Lust a me nā Bitches e puhi, e like me Dragula. He pōhaku kūpono paha kēlā i ka wehewehe ʻana i ka moʻolelo no kāu poʻe hoʻolohe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo i ke kiʻi ʻana i kekahi mau kula e loaʻa iā ʻoe nā helu maikaʻi, ʻeleʻele a nuetral paha, akā paʻakikī paha kēlā. ʻO nā iwi no kahi pāʻani keu kupaianaha MA aneʻi. ʻAʻole lākou i hoʻokō pono ʻia i kēia manawa. Eia naʻe.

E ʻiʻo wau i ka ʻōnaehana helu me nā kaikamahine. ʻAʻole wau noʻonoʻo a ʻaʻole makemake ka hapanui o nā mea pāʻani inā ʻoe e laka i kekahi ma hope o Good, Evil or Neutral. ʻO ka pilikia, ʻaʻole pono ka palaho e like me Lust. Pono pehea ʻoe e māka ai i ke kaikamahine ma ke ala pōuliuli e like me kāu. ʻO ke aloha ka mea a ka Main Two e nānā ai. Me ka kūlike ʻole, hiki iā ia ke pili i ka alualu ʻana i nā mea he nui i hiki iā ʻoe. Ma ke ala maikaʻi, hiki i ka mea liʻiliʻi ke aloha ʻole iā lākou; ma mua o ALOHA aloha lākou iā ʻoe. Kūlike ʻole. ʻO kā lākou kamaʻilio e hōʻike ana i kēlā.

Hele mai lākou i Liʻiliʻi, Medium a me E kuʻu Akua; No ke aha mai??? o. ʻ

Hoʻomau ʻia nā manaʻo kōkua:

Pono ʻoe e hōʻoki i ka hoʻohenehene ʻana i kāu mau pepeiao me nā kuhi ma nā kūlana o ka mana. Hāʻawi ʻo Anya iā ia a honi iā ​​ʻoe, a hoʻohālikelike ua makemake ʻo ia e lōʻihi ... hoʻomaka maikaʻi, akā DAMN IT; no ke aha e kali lōʻihi ai. Loaʻa iaʻu he 3 mau kiko kikoʻī me ia. Hoʻokomo ʻoe i ke kamāliʻiwahine hoʻokalakupua elf hakakā hiki iaʻu ke hoʻokalakupua ma ka hōʻike ʻana i ka mana o ke kula hoʻokahi - a hoʻolilo iā ia i elite ma hope. Ke hana nei wau i mua i kēlā pahuhopu ma ke koho ʻana i kēlā kula i ka hoʻāʻo ma mua. A laila loaʻa kēlā mea āpau i nā kūlana ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma kahi pali no ka hapa o ka diabolō i hoʻomoʻa ʻia i luna e hele mau nei. Loaʻa iā mākou ka kuhikuhi Oblivion. Neʻe i kēia manawa. Eia kekahi, no ke aha e hoʻohui ai i nā mea ʻimi ʻumeʻume, a pau loa. No ke aha e hoʻolilo ai i kou "kaikuahine" i hoʻokahi o lākou.

No ke aha e ʻae ʻole ai i ka MC e hoʻoholo inā makemake ʻo ia e kahawai i kona mana āpau ma o kāna lau a hui pū i kēlā ʻaoʻao. Hiki iā ia ke lilo i koa ʻuhane demigod. ʻOiaʻiʻo, nui aʻe nā kūkulu e pāʻani i nā pāʻani āu e kuhikuhi nei ma mua o "Glass Cannon Mage, ka mea hiki ʻole ke hana i kahi mea kūikawā ke ʻole wau e makemake iā ia." ʻOiaʻiʻo, ke kaulike hou i nā kilokilo. No ka mea ua hoʻokomo ʻē ʻoe i nā pahi i hoʻopili ʻia, pono ʻoe e hana ia mea no laila he mea pono ke hoʻopilikia i ka hoʻohana ʻana iā lākou. ʻAʻole wale no kēlā hoki liʻiliʻi ʻo Mana kahe kahe. Hoʻopau wau i hoʻokahi huli e hoʻāʻo nei e hoʻōla i kahi sphere, a ʻike i ka pahu ʻē aʻe no ka mea pili nā mea nunui iā FAR i ka nui o ka pōʻino no kaʻu mau kiko kiko. ʻO kahi ala e koho ai i luna e hoʻohui i kahi ʻōnaehana pae e hāʻawi iā ʻoe i ka mana a kū i nā kiko. ʻAʻole wale kekahi o BS kālai kiʻi ʻoi loa Saiyan berserk mode e hoʻokuʻi nei i kāu mau helu "Over 9000." (ʻO 300 maoli ia, akā kū koʻu kiko, inā e hilinaʻi ka ʻōlelo i kāu makemake)

Inā he ʻano like kou moeʻuhane me kāna ʻeke ʻili, hana ʻoe i ke kāne. Welina i ka ʻaoʻao pouli, akā ʻo ke akua keikikāne DAMN pono lākou i nā mea hōʻuluʻulu ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. ʻO wau e ʻōlelo nei, e haʻi aku ʻoe… ʻaʻohe mea me ia e pili ana iā MC koe wale no ka kuhi manaʻo.

Ka Hopena:

ʻO ka mea mua ma muli o koʻu ʻeleʻele ʻana, nā mīkini i ka pāʻani a me ka pīhoihoi i loko o lākou. Hele aku. Mālama ka pāʻani iā ​​ʻoe me lākou ma mua o ka moʻolelo a hoʻolilo iā ʻoe e hoʻopukapuka i ka mea āpau āu e hiki ai ke puka. Hana maikaʻi ʻia ia. ʻO ia ke kumu he PITA ia e hoʻoikaika ai i ka mea pāʻani i lalo i kekahi ala i hāʻawi ʻia. Mai hoʻolilo iaʻu i alo i lalo me kuʻu kanaka puniki i kekahi mana ʻike ʻole ʻike ʻole ʻia. He dick wale nō kēlā. Inā pale ʻia kuʻu hoki e kahi akua wahine no ke keikikāne maikaʻi, pono ʻo ia e hoʻomaka maoli e pili ana iā ia. ʻIke ʻia. Hana ʻo Fuck i kēia akua i nā ʻano pohihihi. ʻAʻole makemake kēlā i kekahi. ʻO ka ʻōlapa polū, he maunu Paetron wale nō ia, a hiki iaʻu ke hana me ka liʻiliʻi o kēlā.

ʻO ka moekolohe i loko o ka pāʻani, hana maikaʻi loa ʻia, akā kākaʻikahi loa. Eia hou, no ke aha ʻoe e loaʻa ai i kahi ipo, koe wale no ka hoʻopuka ʻana i nā mea, a kuʻi paha iā ʻoe ma ke poʻo no ka "Cheating?" Makemake maoli wau e makemake i kēia pāʻani, akā ʻo ka mea hana i kēia hana e paʻakikī ana. Noʻu iho, e kū wau i waho a kali. E ʻike pehea e holo ai nā mea. Malia paha e lawe lākou i kaʻu mau manaʻo i ka puʻuwai, a malia paha e lilo wau i poloka polū polū polū i ka hope, i nā maka o ka diabolō. ʻAʻole hiki ke lanakila i ka piliwaiwai inā ʻaʻole wau e ʻōwili i ka dice. He hoʻomaka maikaʻi ia, a he moʻolelo paʻakikī loa. ʻO ia wale nō ka fragment o nā ʻāpana momi a pau i ka haʻi ʻia.

I kēia manawa inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e noʻonoʻo e makemake wau e hele i bugger a loaʻa i kahi deragona hou e luku. E inaina wau i kēlā mau mea; akā inā loaʻa iaʻu kahi artefact daedric hou aʻe ... hiki iaʻu ke haʻi i ka pantheon holoʻokoʻa e lele pololei i waho. Pēlā ia e hele ai? o. ʻ Maybe Maliʻa paha he akua wau i kēlā manawa, a i ʻole he Mele Nani ma ka kime, akā e hānau ʻia. ʻO Nytol